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marijuana addiction

A make-believe condition invented by the pharmaceutical industry and the right wing politicians that they lobby and make contributions to.This "condition" was created in an effort to scare people into doing their drugs, which actually are addictive. If the multipurpose cure-all cannibis were decriminalized, the pharmaceutical industry would tank.
Marijuana addiction is crippling our Middle American communities.
by the mutant February 8, 2007
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addiction

If you do anything more times than a frat boy says the word bro a day.
Dude, you've been juggling 12 hours a day for the last month, admit it, you have an addiction.
by antsoeu June 19, 2008
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drummer's addiction

1. an unstoppable need to play the drums.

2. a realization you come to after playing the drums for 6 years without missing a day of practice.

3. when you keep track of the days that you practice the drums.

4. when the drums start talking to you.

5. when people start knowing you by "that drummer kid".

6. when you sit in one spot every day all day playing the drums.

7. when instead of playing video games you play the drums and make sound effects.

8. Knowing that therapy isn't gonna help.

9. without the drums you cry or start throwing things.

10. when someone asks you to stop playing, you ignore them and keep going and hit their hands if they try to stop you.
"dude, you have a serious drummer's addiction."
by dbdrummerboy May 6, 2010
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Peppa Pig Addiction

When someone over 8 constantly watches Peppa Pig.
Person A: What do you wanna watch?
Person B: Peppa Pig.
Person A: Dude, you've got a Peppa Pig Addiction.
Person B: sO? YoU THiNk aDUltS cAN't WAtcH PepPA PiG!
by reeeman November 7, 2018
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Jane's Addiction

an awesome band from late 80s and still playing their best song is jane says they are rock folk jazz and metal
jane says im done with sergio he treats me like a ragdoll
by rhcpjanes October 29, 2003
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lol addiction

when you keep returning to something you find funny, or that makes you "lol", giving the feeling that you need to see it again.

usually a video and/or picture on the internet.

different from a abuser who simply uses lols excessively
Woah that video on YouTube gave me a lol addiction. i just can't stop watching it!
by EbanhamLincoln February 27, 2009
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Marijuana Addiction

Doctor: I think you are suffering from a severe case of Marijuana Addiction...

Patient: Huh?
by Kamnit February 24, 2010
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