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Second Amendment

Cut off this man's arms.
This is a violation of the second amendment!
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Amendment 37

Whatever David says is always right, because, well... amendment 37.

-courtesy of the Taiwanese urban dictionary.
by Jakeborchers1 August 22, 2019
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5th amendment

What happens on tour, stays on tour
Amy: Hey did you hear what Jessica did last njght?

Jessica: *from across the room *
5th AMENDMENT!
by Singlemostusedpersonever November 2, 2017
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The Neo-Constitution, 2nd Amendment

"A well regulated citizenry, being necessary to the security of a slave state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall be infringed."

It was written at the start of the Great Upheaval. It was intended to protect the state from terrorists.
The Neo-Constitution, 2nd Amendment has totally transformed liberty into slavery.
by 2B+ June 7, 2022
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18th Amendment

The Amendment that you use when you are drunk--meaning to take the fifth.
Jim thought he would not incrimenate himself by claiming the eighteenth, but in the end he was just totally fucking drunk.
by piro May 18, 2003
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Affendment

An offensive event or happening that ends up in full on argument is an act resulting in an affendment
Guy says my butt hurts and I'm gonna shake it In front of your face. Girl says that is totally an affendment . Strike one bro.
by Aidan pugh August 23, 2011
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The First Ammendment of Da Bizznatches, which implies that the word "BIATCH" which is derived from the word "Bitch" this ammendment has been placed due to Nano using it TOO MUCH
BIATCH, BIATCH, BIATCH....Okay time to use the Bizznatch Ammendment #1: The Biatch Limit
by Captain Bizznatch March 23, 2003
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