asswipe

See Michael Moore. A complete waste of human flesh.

Who taught that asswipe to make a documentary. And why is there no truth to it?

by Odorus Glutenaie May 6, 2005

asswipe

a person you really hate

an object you use to wipe your butt

joel is an asswipe

i need an asswipe

by john shoemaker November 25, 2003

Over Ass Wiper

Refers to an individual who exceeds in wiping their derriere to the point of toilet paper exhaustion

Never Vacation with Christopher, he suffers from a Chronic case of Over Ass Wiper. Everytime he uses the toilet, there never is any toilet paper left. The doctors feel it may be terminal...

by Jigga Jae July 25, 2008

asswipe

Somebody that you look at like a peice of shit and you'd rather be wipin ur ass with them then to be lookin at them or even go anywhere near them so u call them an asswipe so they know that your ass respects them more then you ever would.

Barney is a fuckin asswipe that all the little shitheads want to use to wipe their dirty asses..

by Fuckhead November 11, 2006

asswipes

Asswipes! the new toliet paper! 200% more absorbent then any other toliet paper!

i wish the toliet paper "asswipes" were real :D

by Kyle Biddle August 2, 2004

asswipe

A better pronunciation of the original asswipe..........so real asswipes wont know what the hell you are talking about!!!

What's up asswipe ( AHZ-WEEP-A)

by ME October 15, 2003

asswipe

A person that rich snobs pay to wipe their ass after they take a shit.

(Snob, snaps fingers or rings a bell) "Oh, asswipe?!" (Asswipe) "Yes, sir?" (S) "Would you mind wiping my ass?" (A) "Not at all, sir."

by crazykrazyqrazy December 31, 2007