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assraped

1. To be royally hooped, whoomped, and embarassed.

2. To try your new, witty humor/joke on a friend/coworker first only to find that they used it before you on a crowd and took 100% credit for originality.

3. To never stand a chance of winning the game, the girl, or the job.
1. Wow, you got assraped when the professer asked you that trick question!!!

2. BoB, "He totally assraped me! That was my joke!"
Jane, "OK Bob, we all know how witty you are! Let someone else have the spotlight for once!"

3. You totally assraped me during that game of basketball!

That girl sure assraped your ego!

You got assraped on that promotion! That new guy may know his stuff, but you always... show up early!
by RockBottom May 16, 2006
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assrapeagrapealapearape

booty will get a penis in the process of this.
when ace_687 does the assrapeagrapealapearape he becomes even awesomer
by ace687 January 29, 2009
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asian ass rape

Asian Ass Rape is when you drive an RC with the intenna pointing forward so the intenna will penetrate your partners/friends bootyhole
IF|Clue_Less_Bro: hold up gotta add asian ass rape to the urban dictionary
by creativeNoriginal September 1, 2017
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Mongolian Assrake

When giving a 'Rim Job' you use your top teeth to scrape the receiver's rectum.
Damn, last night i was getting a rimjob when that crazy bitch gave me a Mongolian Assrake!
by s0m3wh1t36uy June 21, 2011
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assraped

when a certain restaurant has u working
40 hrs a week for 2.13 an hour and play bitch to the waitress for that time so you can make a good tip share. Then find out that your tip share has been "lost". Treated like shit all day long and your doing this for your a relative who guilted you into working there in the first place.
i was assraped my employer today. over and over and over and over.
by steven newcomb March 31, 2003
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assrapist

Andrew Lee
Located at Tullamoor Inn
Andy: "I am going to ass rape you!"
Andy's grandma: "NOOOOOOOOO!"
Andy: "oh too late"
by DavioGrimmy July 10, 2004
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Asscape

1. A completely useless object

2. An idiotic person
1. Man 1: Hey guys! Check out this pet rock I found.

Man 2: Put that asscape away. No one cares.

2. Man 1: I can't believe I just spilled my drink while talking to that hot chick.

Man 2: Yeah. Smooth move asscape.
by Dub C. December 20, 2008
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