Ilf Asif

the cutest person ever

ilf Asif is the cutest person to exist, he is amazing with his words and just ilf himself

by kmamma March 18, 2021

asif lakhani

monkey!!!

dat big ape like thing dat jumps around

by Soomer June 17, 2003

Asif

A boy who is sexy and has a lovely personality.

Example:I have a boyfriend called asif 😍
He is just right.

by Jamzirah December 26, 2019

asiafan

A fan of Asia Carerra, a famous porn star.

d00d i wanna be an asiafan

by Asiafan July 28, 2003

Asif

A wrinkly, tired old man. Doesn't sleep much. Also talks and laughs wayy too much for his own good. Is also a little bit of a perv!

Asif needs to sleep really badly!

by mkhan December 30, 2007

Asifalis

As if it is, in a disease form.

Asifalis your not gay!

by Wehay July 17, 2003

Asif

Two definitions are often in association with this word. The first of which is a Chump which simply put is someone who bails out on their friends. The second being the Blitz and as coined in How I Met Your Mother involves the "blitz" to leave the group of friends, causing the laws of awesomeness to increase 10 fold.

Damn that Asif leaving again... Oh shit Free Food & Hot Chicks today!!!!!

by Ghat09 December 14, 2010