Asain Persuasion

when a person from an Asain background disses you, with knowledge.

John Smith: "I ldon't like to use big words."

Chong Ling: "Well if you were smart like me, and got all A's in you classes, then big words would come naturaly to you. Dumb Shit!"

John Smith: "Did You just Asain Persuasion me?"

Chong Ling: "Oh, here come hell go!" (with an Asain accent)

by Krystina H. April 24, 2011

ASAIP

As Soon As ImPossible

When a bungling client or manager needs something REALLY REALLY urgently, in blatant disregard of physical reality.

"Look, I asked for this pointless graph using my made-up figures yesterday. I don't care if you probably have a terminal illness. I need it ASAIP, like yesterday. Now get out of my sight!"

by OllyS July 2, 2008

busty asain

A rare sighting of seeing an Asian girl with natural large breasts

An Asian with a natural D cup

by cpk June 30, 2005

asain fuckstick

A person who is of asain dissent thats penis looks like an orange tic-tac

Man Luke is a asain fuckstick.

by HiPsTeR PaTrIoT February 26, 2017

asain people

They make crazy food and if you don't do something right like If you a B+ you are a dishonest to family

You fail you are dishoner to family stupid asain people

by Lacyksjb October 6, 2016

ASAF

An acronym for the phrase: As Soon As Fuck. Similar to ASAP but way faster.

(ex) Bitch, make me a sandwich and I'll need it ASAF

by CASHVA3 September 5, 2012

Asain

You spelled Asian wrong dumbass

Jake: "Hey I'm searching the definition for 'asain' on www.urbandictionary.com"

Chen: "You spelled 'asian' wrong retard."

Jake: "cries."

by Boi Buck Choi December 10, 2018