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Ann Coultering

The act of shitting while standing up, named after Ann Coulter because your butthole is unbelievably tight, you spew shit everywhere, and, when your done, everyone hates you.
Person 1: Bro, I wouldn't go into the bathroom, someone was just Ann Coultering in there.
Person 2: IN A STARBUCKS! HAS THE WORLD LOST THERE MIND!
Person 1: I know bro, teens and their trends these days.
by BigSmex November 15, 2018
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Ann Mary

A short sweet girl who is secretly passionate and great in bed. But gets angry easily at things she doesn't believe in.
Person 1) Dude! I been with this cute girl last summer and cant get my mind off other.
Person 2) She sounds just like a sweet Ann Mary.
by yodalit June 16, 2017
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Ann Arbor

Ranked #1 place to raise a family.

"I am from Ann Arbor, Michigan. I know what the Deuce is. If you don't, don't bother asking. I know more names for marijuana than you have friends, and every possible way to use it. I've done them all, and made up my own. Everything is a potential drinking game, and if you can't see that, you sure aren't from the same place as me. You wanna play flipcup? Beirut? Quarters? Dice? You wanna get your ass beat? Bring it on. No, I can't dance, no I don't care. You think the enemies of Pioneers are Indians? Think again, they're River Rats. Welcome to the Big House, where we bleed MAIZE and blue, not blue and GOLD, like every other college in the country. I know you know our fight song. Don't even bother trying to drive your car dowtown. You can't figure out the one-ways or parallel park. And we know you're out-of-town because your car isn't covered in bumperstickers. Yes, it's HAAHT in here, and yes, I'm taking a VAAHDKA SHAAAHT right now. At least I'm taking more than you. And what the hell is SODA? It will ALWAYS be POP.There is only one Ann Arbor, and kids from the Deuce are simply a different breed."
Ann Arbor is the best city on earth.
by Sara D November 17, 2005
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Ann-Marie

This girl captivates everyone that she comes across. Usually associated with the ocean, music and weed. Found wondering by herself with her music in and her deep thoughts taking over her mind. Although she is very closed off about her own life, she will do anything to help the people around her.
by dqeoiqehrg'kdgefov December 24, 2018
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Ann-Sophie

The best friend I know. She has the craziest ideas at night and does everything for everyone around her.
Ann-Sophie is my best friend.
by Amiiiilein November 11, 2020
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Ann Berit

Ann Berit commonly confused with "Ann Berith" refers to an above average pale person.
Marc: Bro pass me that sunscreen, please.

James: Why bro? It's like 10 degrees and the sun isn't even out.
Marc: Dude come on...I'm a total Ann Berit.
James: Oh bro true, say no more fam
by MarcThoma123 May 6, 2019
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Ann Coulter Disease

An STD one acquires from having sex with an extremely conservative woman. The first symptom is erectile dysfunction, followed by the extreme desire to impose conservative beliefs on everybody else. The only known cure is to have sex with a gay satanist.
Girl: You cheated on me with that conservative bitch next door, and now I'm pregnant. Guess I should go and get an abortion before I leave you.
Guy: No! I refuse! Abortions are the unholy work of the liberals!
Girl: I think you need to see a doctor.
Doctor: Well, there's no doubt about it. Your boyfriend has Ann Coulter Disease.
Girl: Is he going to be okay?
Doctor: Go find a gay satanist for him to have sex with, and he'll be just fine. Now let's get you an abortion.
by the dirty liberal June 15, 2009
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