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angle cock 

1. Original secret service code name given to the former Vice President of the United States, Richard "Dick" Cheney (subsequently changed to "angler").

2. Valve at the end of a train car that shuts off the flow of pressurized air in the car and in the air hoses between the cars. This allows the hoses to be uncoupled. An angle cock assembly consists of the angle cock, a threaded pipe called a "nipple," cock brackets, and a U-bolt.
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Secret Service Agent: Angle cock just shot me in the face. I repeat. Angle cock just shot me in the face.

Cheney: Go f*ck yourself.

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"He was working on a caboose with an angle cock that was allegedly defective. Later that day, in preparation for a switching operation, he attempted to release the air in the brake system by turning the angle cock. He testified that, because the angle cock was stiff, he had to use excessive force to loosen it." Erskine v. Consolidated Rail Corp., 814 F.2d 266 (6th Cir. 1987)
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Digital Angels 

a mf who makes audios on roblox and mics up with kids on google meets and skype
yeah Digital Angels makes audios on roblox
Digital Angels by smallpenisgang January 24, 2021

hang angle 

Hang angle of a dude's hang dangle is important for comfortable sitting, kneeling and effective cougar hunting. A Jibber or park rat can lose his hang dangle if the hang angle ain't right while riding in the park and pipe.
Hold on there dude, I gotta adjust the hang angle of my hang dangle to bust that move.
hang angle by Jib Slice May 21, 2010

kurt angle

A resident of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania (actaully lives in Mount Lebanon, a suburb of Pittsburgh); Former two-time NCAA Champion and Olympic gold medalist in the final of the 220-pound freestyle wrestling competition in the 1996 Olympic Games, where he defeated Iranian Abbas Jadidi. Kurt made his WWF debut in the 1999 Survivor Series by defeating Shawn Stasiak in a singles match. Kurt is a rarty, in that he had the talent and charisma to transfer from being an Olympic mat wrestler to a pseudo-celebrity professional wrestler, and is now considered one of the greatest pro wrestlers of all time. Coined the phrases, "Intensity, integrity and intelligence" and "It's true, it's true" and uses the Olympic/Angle Slam and Ankle Lock as his finishing maneuvers. Likely to be in the WWE Hall of Fame in the future.
Fun Kurt Fact: Kurt Angle preached for "Olympic Heroes for Abstinence" during a live episode of "Raw," held at State College, PA (PSU for those unaware).
kurt angle by Dan Jakubek September 26, 2004
English without borrowed words, only original words of Germanic origins
Anglish Speaker: I speak Anglish, our wording goes like this.
Man: How does it sound like?
AS: Christmas, sometimes Midwinter, is a yearly Christly holiday worthying the birth of Jesus Christ on the 25th of Yulemonth.
Anglish by xercmercus July 6, 2019

walking like an angler 

When you're so high that you start walking about like a retard, as if you're limping or can't walk properly. Many people experience this after several bowls of real good weed. Before walking like an angler, your legs feel tingly and twitch as well. Once the high settles in, and you're fucked out of your mind... you're walking like an angler
Boy 1: OMG. I am so high, I'm starting to walk like an angler! This is so fucked I cant even walk correctly.

Boy 2: Dude It's like I've been shot in the legs. I feel and probably look like a complete retard right now

Boy 1: Wanna smoke more?

Boy 2: Definitely.

Boy 3: I'm walking like an angler too! Does anyone feel as if you're really fat and need a walker to help you walk?

Boy 2: Dude, you're messed up.

The Charlie's Angels Hat Trick 

When you have sex with a blonde, a redhead (auburn or light brown counts), and a brunette (dark brown) within 24 hours separately. Sex parties and foursomes do NOT count. Bonus points if they know each other, but they don't know that you've slept with all three until after the fact.
Sorry man, I'm staying in tonight -- I'm beat from the Charlie's Angels Hat Trick yesterday.