Another Damn Event. A common SOP and code among workers in the US nonprofit sector where most of the job gradually becomes event planning or getting corporate sponsorships. Instead of helping people, animals, the world or whatever.
"Suh dude, have you gotten sponsors for the charity boat regatta and the 4th Annual Ski Retreat yet?" asked the Chief Director of the Board to no one in particular. "Oh shit, ADE we need to euthanize these kittens and get back to work," the animal shelter employees said.
by Isoruku Yamamoto June 29, 2018
Short for anti depressants. Used to help with depression , anxiety and other mental health illnesses.
by bbyangel1003 May 29, 2018
by Mariosgrandaughterrrrrr March 12, 2010
OH GOD PLEASE MAKE IT STOP! Alright fine, I’ll pay 9.99$ a month, as long as I don’t have to listen to these ads anymore
by Dubiks December 29, 2018
Hym "Yeah, hi, hello I added you to the thing that people are doing. There are several guys and girls (who do what you do) who are doing that thing. It's hard to keep track of whether or not I'm insane so every once and a while I have to add new people to the thing to see if they start doing them thing. So... Yeah, hi. We don't have like a gift basket..."
Iam "Oh! We should do a gift basket! That would be good. I like that. With some soaps and like a candle or something... That would be dope!"
Hym "You know and I know that we don't have any money for gift baskets."
Iam "Yeah... Well, put that one on the back-burner then. I donno..."
Hym "Just... I'm doing a thing I'm address they guy that's in the thing."
Iam "Sorry..."
Hym "You're distracting. I'm trying to do a thing and you're..."
Iam "I'm sorry! Fine! I'll just go! How's that sound?"
Hym "It's too late! You've ruined everything! I was talking to the guy and you come in here with your soaps and candles and now I don't know where I'm going with this. You sucked all of the momentum out if what I'm doing here! Momentum sucker!"
Iam "Oh, I'm Sooo sorry I sucked your momentum! Did I derail your attempt to... What? Say hi to a guy? Is that what I did? I'm just in the way of you saying hi to the guy that's in the thing now?"
Hym "Why are you still here!? You know this is confusing. I'm explaining the thing."
Iam "Explain away..."
Hym "You used up all the characters! Idiot!" 🤬
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Iam "Ow!" 😒
Iam "Oh! We should do a gift basket! That would be good. I like that. With some soaps and like a candle or something... That would be dope!"
Hym "You know and I know that we don't have any money for gift baskets."
Iam "Yeah... Well, put that one on the back-burner then. I donno..."
Hym "Just... I'm doing a thing I'm address they guy that's in the thing."
Iam "Sorry..."
Hym "You're distracting. I'm trying to do a thing and you're..."
Iam "I'm sorry! Fine! I'll just go! How's that sound?"
Hym "It's too late! You've ruined everything! I was talking to the guy and you come in here with your soaps and candles and now I don't know where I'm going with this. You sucked all of the momentum out if what I'm doing here! Momentum sucker!"
Iam "Oh, I'm Sooo sorry I sucked your momentum! Did I derail your attempt to... What? Say hi to a guy? Is that what I did? I'm just in the way of you saying hi to the guy that's in the thing now?"
Hym "Why are you still here!? You know this is confusing. I'm explaining the thing."
Iam "Explain away..."
Hym "You used up all the characters! Idiot!" 🤬
👊
Iam "Ow!" 😒
by Hym Iam August 21, 2022