The Theory Is To Adjust The Parameters On Everything One Does For Pacifism

The Theory Is To Adjust The Parameters On Everything One Does For Pacifism

The Theory Is To Adjust The Parameters On Everything One Does For Pacifism

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

Public Adjuster

Ambulance chasers. A mostly unnecessary profession where someone "represents" the policyholder rather than the insurance company. They don't really do anything besides add a bunch of bullsh*t line items in Xactimate to try and "blow up" a claim. The end result is the claim extending for months and months and only the public adjuster benefiting financially, while completely screwing over the insured.

When my house burned down, a public adjuster solicited his services to me. Since I wasn't a moron, I told him to go f*ck over someone else.

by urbancreaterdude May 31, 2018

population adjuster

The politically correct euphemism for "murderer".

I'm not a serial killer -- I'm a prolific population adjuster.

by MoribundInstitute June 28, 2022

Wig Adjustment

When a gay man readjusts his balls in his jockstrap.

Nick snuck away to his bedroom for a wig adjustment.

by Michelle22 October 21, 2022

Adjusting the Blinds

A person who stands in front of blinds while engaging in public manual stimulation of a person's genitals to the point of climax.

A San Diego weatherman recently got in trouble with the law for adjusting the blinds in front of a woman.

by jesster79 March 6, 2011

insurance adjustment

Meeting at the bar for work. Formerly known as "safety meeting."

It's time for an insurance adjustment.

by TheBronk January 26, 2017

Adjustable Wrench

The tool commonly known as a Nut Fucker.

Instead of using a proper wrench, John used the adjustable wrench. His use of the nut fucker, despite multiple contrary instructions, rounded out the bolt head. Now no one can get it off.

by J 2 tha R O C August 15, 2023