Drown a Whale

adj. when one must urinate so badly so if they were to adhear to the sole operation of guiding the entire yellow stream into a whales blow hole, the beast would suffocate and technicaly drown. hence whale drowning.

Dude you were in there takin that leak forever, did you drown a whale?

by DaStalka June 12, 2010

Tits On A Whale

A exclamation of something considered widely tragic, or something bad.

The Tsunami that hit here yesterday was totally Tits On A Whale.

by Just Andrew October 7, 2008

I'm secretly a whale

Another term for I'm secretly homosexual

I told Sam I'm secretly a whale

by Seth K April 8, 2017

Gay As a Whale

A expression or phrase used to describe the realtionship with someones stupidity compared to whales.

It was also researched by Adrianna that Whales do perform homosexual-like actions.

1: I am so RICH! but my leg is broken
2: Man that gay as a Whale!

by Coooolnesssx3 February 11, 2008

Tits on a whale

Something that is extremely bad.

Wow that game is tits on a whale.

by Floppypick August 23, 2008

hung like a sperm whale

To be possessing an incredibly humongous and meaty penis that is also complete with rather large testicles behind it.

If you have ever played the video game Grand Theft Auto: Vice City and have also have played the part where you(as Tommy Vercetti) get to run a porn film studio, you may also remember this quote from the porn film director(when he talks to the female porn star Candy Suxxx) you were working with:

"Oh COME ON darling! He's hung like a sperm whale for pity's sake, how can you not feel the part?!"





Mark H. Contributing to the universal English sexual slang vocabulary on UrbanDictionary since February 2004.

by Mark H May 4, 2005

punch a baby whale in the face

what you feel like doing when you're really, really, REALLY freakin' pissed.

"I'm so mad, I could just punch a baby whale in the face! Bam!"

"Wow, did you see Kelly when that dude told her she had small eyes? She looked like she wanted to punch a baby whale in the face!"

by I don't actually punch whales April 9, 2010