Vlad cake

Two mudcakes (or chocolate cakes) on top of each other with a chocolate frosting of your choice in between and strawberries on top.
On Vlad's birthday ww eat Vlad cake as a tradition.
by Andi Axring March 22, 2016
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Robert Vlad

a stinky romanian who is stuck at plat 2 because he has no game sense. he also likes wanking off with razor blades glued to his hands. can never have a positive kd.
Girl 1 : "Oh my god! Robert Vlad is such a smelly boy, I love him so much!"
Girl 2 : "Eve shut the fuck up."
by ball licker 5000 January 17, 2022
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Vlad K

Vlad favorite letter in the whole wide world is IGREGA. He likes CAWS and likes Crab Rave an amazing quality sound. He is good boy but mean when he doesn’t get vodka. DAAAA
Vlad K is CAW
by CAWW January 07, 2019
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Vlad the Impaler

The male sex organ used to eject semen and urine out.

More commonly know as a "penis".
Vlad the Impaler invaded the Ottoman Empire.
by HulkNurseSMASH May 28, 2010
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Vlad the Impaler

The nickname of Big Al, receiving this name from the extremely large penis he has. So gargantuan that in the process of sexual intercourse Al has impaled many of his ladies/victims going from the vagina straight through the brain.
It is also believed that this anomaly, I mean the pure massiveness of his penis, is the result of Big Al being the child of Chuck Norris.
Shit! Vlad the Impaler has struck again! Well boys I don’t think this bitch will be walking for a while.
by Lead_Ballz February 28, 2006
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Vlad the Impaler

This is where an individual has to take a shit in the wee hours of the morning and sleepily stumbles into the bathroom without turning on the lights. Being half asleep and disoriented in the dark,the individual squats,but is off a few inches,and sits on the handle to the toilet brush or commode plunger located next to the toilet,thusly impaling themselves.
After my terrifying Vlad the Impaler experience,I now religiously turn on the bathroom lights.
by wolfbait51 June 13, 2011
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vlad the lad

Anyone nick named mad lad vlad the lad is completely insane and is often found doing cartwheels and being insane in their natural habitat
Vlad the lads doing cartwheels our the back”
by BigManJerome May 15, 2018
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