A Swedish designed and made saloon car 1966-1980, an evolution of the original SAAB 92. When the SAAB 96 was launched with V4 four stroke power (courtesy of the Ford Taunus), replacing a three cylinder two stoke engine, a sometimes rather tempermental (although hugely successful competitively) car became a seriously useful and reliable everyday vehicle. Also available as an estate (SAAB 95 V4).
So much for so little, a free wheel system in the transmission gives smooth driving and clutchless gearchanging on the move, folding rear seats offer a good five feet of load length (even more in the estate version), dual circuit brakes, a heated drivers seat (1972 onwards) and above all toughness. To live with one of these solid little cars throgh good times and bad is to get to know one of the greatest motor cars ever made, The SAAB 96 V4.
by Simon Lucas January 19, 2006
by (R.I.P.) Screw January 20, 2007
Much like the standing 69 except it is the woman that holds the man upside down while giving and receiving oral pleasure.
Oneal: Last night was fuckin' awesome, I did The Standing 96.
Simon: What the fuck is that.
Oneal: Look it up on Urban Dictionary Dumbass.
Simon: What the fuck is that.
Oneal: Look it up on Urban Dictionary Dumbass.
by Chieflickalottapus December 31, 2011
1. Referring to the basketball team Chicago Bulls, who had a exceptional season back in 1995-1996, hence the 95-96, when they finished first with the record of 72 wins - 10 losses. Their main roster was Randy Brown as PG, Michael Jordan as SG, Scottie Pippen as SF, Dennis Rodman as PF, Bill Wennington as C, and Phil Jackson as the head coach.
2. As widely-considered as the best of all time, the team got a lot of die-hard fans who always believe that their team would always be the best. Annoyed by this, fans of many other teams and even many neutrals want to mock them. And as a result, they came up with a joke. No matter how impertinent and irrelevant the topic is about, they always have to add something relating to the 95-96 Bulls. What they don't know is they're the real annoying ones.
2. As widely-considered as the best of all time, the team got a lot of die-hard fans who always believe that their team would always be the best. Annoyed by this, fans of many other teams and even many neutrals want to mock them. And as a result, they came up with a joke. No matter how impertinent and irrelevant the topic is about, they always have to add something relating to the 95-96 Bulls. What they don't know is they're the real annoying ones.
Bleacher Report on Facebook: "Kristaps Porzingis Turns Down Fan's Elaborate Prom Request with Video."
Some random annoying guy: "But can Porzingis turn down a prom request from the 95-96 Bulls?"
Some random annoying guy: "But can Porzingis turn down a prom request from the 95-96 Bulls?"
by $un$hjne February 28, 2016
A phrase used to remind people that sexual intercourse with the deceased is only permissable if the body temperature has not dropped below 96 degrees Fahrenheit
Conor: I call the first one!
Geoff: Dude! 96 or below, no go!
Paul: I'd go down to 89...
Chris: You sick motherfucker
Geoff: Dude! 96 or below, no go!
Paul: I'd go down to 89...
Chris: You sick motherfucker
by XCguy March 16, 2007
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