Pop a 911 

To take depression medication

I have to go pop a 911

Pop a 911 by ahenry79 September 19, 2020

Hello, 911? 

When a friend talks about something illegal or just plain wrong you pick up your cell phone and pretend to call 911 by saying "Hello, 911?"

This is be used comically and not with any seriousness

Friend 1: *covers fries in ketchup
Friend 2: "Hello, 911?"

Friend 1: "Hey wanna go smoke up after work?"
Friend 2: "Hello, 911?

Hello, 911? by n3st67 January 28, 2017

i'm literally going to die please call 911 please man i'm fucking 

this isn't a joke my captor forgot to block urban dictionary this is my only escape I am being held in the basement of 308 negra arroyo lane albuquerque new mexico 87104

Joe: "Hey Jerry, how are you doing today?"
Jerry: "I'm literally going to die please call 911 please man i'm fucking"
Joe: "Great to hear!"

i'm literally going to die please call 911 please man i'm fucking by Yeet-Fa-Feet September 16, 2022

William Shatner 911 

Many years ago, William Shatner did a voice over for a television show featuring dramatic reenactments of situations leading to emergency calls called Rescue 911.

A William Shatner 911 now is used to refer to an extreme emergency when running for a bowel movement.

Uh oh, I think I have a William Shatner 911 brewing from them chilli dogs last night - Gotta run!

William Shatner 911 by Dr Art Vandelay July 22, 2009

nig 911 

n., nig 911 is a 911 operating system staffed by african americans. Don't bother to call as they're likely to sleep through your emergency. (see also nig nap, nig napping).

Neighbor #1: "mark couldn't get through to 911, and his wife suffered brain damage as a result"
Neighbor #2: "We must have nig 911 this side of town."

nig 911 by johnny lake June 2, 2008

Reno 911! 

Hilarious Show!
Parody of COPS!
Stars on Comedy Central,FOX,Others!

OH Yeah Reno 911! Is On!

Reno 911! by Seagulls Of Santa!!! October 8, 2008

rescue 911 

An old rescue show that is awesome with reacting true story's of crime fire and Medical emergencies

Person 1: Did you see that logging struck of those two teenagers on rescue 911
Person 2: yeah I love that episode

rescue 911 by 529281able August 5, 2016