Day of 1000 Cuts

A type of bad day that consists primarily of mishaps and general problems that one knowingly has no right to openly complain about, either being too minor and inconsequential to be worth getting upset over or are because of that person's own poor decisions, until the person in question's temper boils over.

I overslept, I forgot to pack a lunch,I stub my toe on the way out, I have to drive for an hour while keeping a fly trapped with me in the car out of my face, I remember that I have to get an oil change, all of my ceramic pots exploded in the kiln because of air-bubbles in them, I leave my homework in my car and only remember until after I make it to class and then I have to sit in traffic in an hour, a firetruck overseeing the wreck taking up three lanes on the freeway. "Death by 1000 Cuts"? Well mine was a Day of 1000 Cuts.

by The Logical Fallacy October 4, 2018

10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000th base

A paradox in which you have sex with an crocodile that stole your baby while shaving a false sentence having a three way with one person to which the answer is no.

Fuck you no 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000th base sucks

by Youpeoplearehorriblr May 30, 2018

Code 1000

Code 1000 is a mutual unconditional agreement between 2 or more people to preserve the secrecy of something, or to to speak the full undesclosed truth based on the the health and continued well being of one's family and loved ones.

"Hey Frank I want to show you something but code 1000, you can't tell anyone."

by Dreudian December 17, 2016

T-1000

a memitic poly-alloy, aka liquid metal

can form solid metal shapes, like knives and stabbing wepons

by Anonymous July 18, 2003

1000 Suns

A mixed drink consisting of 1.5 Shots of Fireball Whiskey, and Dr. Pepper. Originally created by a group of friends at Loyola University of Chicago.

Mike: Hey man try this new drink I made!
Thomas: This drink isn't all that bad

*5 Minutes pass*
Thomas: Mike, this drink is delicious! What's in it?
Mike: Dr. Pepper and fireball, yeah bitch! It's called 1000 Suns!

by PrometheusRising September 6, 2013

house of 1000 corpses

A song by Rob Zombie from his album, The Sinister Urge. It is also the theme song to the movie he later directed. While the musical portion of the song is fairly simple, it is most notable for beginning and ending with what sound like various television or radio broadcasts detailing the carnage inside the house, with lines like "Police have identified four victims, and plan on more than just the four for the charges filed today", as well as "...a large kettle on the stove which held boiled body parts..." It is also peppered with various screams, sounds of chainsaws, and the occasional eerie voice. Overall, it is the type of song that one would not want to first listen to alone in a dark room.

First Gentleman: "I do say, my good man, what music shall I select to be played during my dinner social this evening? I have looked at various selections, but I must say that they all reek of feces -- metaphorically, of course."

Second Gentlemen: "Why, I do believe I have just the song! You must have heard of musical virtuoso Robert Cummings, commonly known as Rob Zombie. His song, "House of 1000 Corpses", is just the kind of background music for your own cannibalistic proceedings tonight!"

First Gentlemen: "Oh, Winston, you know me only too well. Of course I shall play that song again! I will be sure to save some sweetbreads for you this time; I know how you do like those exquisite bits of human goodness."

by Suav Nitebeest March 2, 2007

T-1000

A highly potent and slightly addictive strain of indica marijuana. Created in Toronto Ontario Canada early in the 21st century, this plant was bred from parents exhibiting super-high yields and massive THC content. T-1000 derives it's name from the liquid-metal killer robot featured in the 1991 motion picure: "TERMINTOR 2: JUDGEMENT DAY". It takes the name because The leaves and flowers of the T-1000 strain are mostly green but with large silver or metallic marbling throughout. The smoke is very smooth and strong, while the buzz is very cerebral and trippy. This is also a very pungeant strain which has repotedly had to be bagged 4 or 5 times over when stored or transported to reduce its alluring smell. Unfortunately, seed is currenty only available for private use and clones are in short supply as they are in high demand.

"T-1000 is the best weed I have ever smoked and could easily contend with the likes of Diesel, White Rhino or any type of haze."

by Biggs13 September 26, 2006