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Black Hawking

The act of hanging off the side of your friends van while he/she is driving. Mostly because the van is full.
Friend: Dude! You can't get a ride!

You: It's okay. I'll just hang off the side.

Friend: Black Hawking? Sure, why not.
by The Almighty Lunchbox February 13, 2014
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Dirty Hawking

When you're fucking your significant other in the cowgirl position while talking dirty to them through a speak and spell
Me and stacy tried the dirty hawking last night I was like "oh... yeah... baby...."
by Fug schmucker December 23, 2021
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Shannon Renee Hawkins

One of the most beautiful funniest girls you would ever meet. She’s always loving respectful and a blast to be around. She turns every guys head with her gorgeous attractive body and will melt any mans heart. She’s rowdy truthful and isn’t afraid to speak her mind. Guys want to be with her and girls want to be her. Anyone that gets to know her will always love her and she’ll always love them.
Dang bro. You mean you got Shannon Renee Hawkins
by McGee Mackey wacky November 4, 2018
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Stephen Hawking

Stephen Hawking is a physicist who is considered the best since Einstein and Newton. He is also an atheist prompting many mindless atheist nuts to use arguments from authority. It's obvious why a man like Stephen Hawking is an atheist. It's not intellect that encourages him. It's emotion stemmed from the condition he suffers. You can see that this is the case when an otherwise intelligent man uses a evidenceless hypothesis (multiverse which is science fiction) to advocate atheism. Unfortunately many atheists now use arguments from authority by asserting that because Hawking is an atheist, it must be correct.
Stephen Hawking, an otherwise great scientist whose emotion caused him to put his faith in an evidenceless hypothesis to explain the origin of the universe.
by Skialian January 9, 2014
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Justin Hawkins

Just pure talent! Wonderful! Nice moves and outfits, THE VOICE, they really turn me on even if I´m 32...
Best rock act of the decade!
by J from Finland March 11, 2004
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Justin Hawkins

Fuckin gorgeous 27 yaer old man with the nicest arse this side of the universe. Has a flaming tattoo on his crotch area
All hail the almighty Justin and his hot rod
by Heather Cooper November 11, 2003
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Steven Hawkins

A common, and stupid, misspelling of the name Steven Hawking, the famous British physicist with ALS.
Guy1: "Steven Hawkins is very well known for his discovery and development of the theory of Hawking radiation"
Guy2: "But lol, why did he call it Hawking radiation if his name is Hawkins?"
Guy3: "I don't know I guess he must somehow be a dumbass despite being a huge genius. Certainly we couldn't be pronouncing and spelling his name wrong... no, that would be impossible"

A Steven Hawkins dance is one where crippled guys take the initiative in asking girls to dance, in a strange and liberating role reversal
by wagdar March 31, 2009
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