watermelons

A term used primarily in Kendal, Cumbria, UK to describe the monthly torture women must endure. As per the phrase "It's like having your spine slowly ripped out from the bottom whilst simoultaniously birthing a large watermelon".

Arg, can't come out tonight, the watermelons are attacking

Oh, woe, for I am suffering with watermelons

It's watermelon week, bring me weed and chocolate

by Memma June 23, 2004

watermelons

Big, voluptuous tits

Man, get a look at those watermelons!

by pentozali November 3, 2014

watermelons

A term used to hide the fact u r really talkin bout weeed. Code if u will.

Dude, lets hav a watermelon sesh.

Na, mate skint as a dog.

by The J.I.M.P May 13, 2005

Watermeloning it

The act of consuming only watermelon because its summer and it tastes so good.

I was offered a nice meal at a summer barbeque but I said, No, thanks. I am watermeloning it .

by Doozieoozie June 30, 2018

A watermelon

Hard on the outside; sweet and soft on the inside.

"I've known her for years, and believe me, she comes off like a tough girl , but she's really a watermelon!"

by talk2me-JCH2 June 18, 2017

watermelon

i'ts a fruit and don't act like you all don't know this

The watermelon fell out of the fridge and onto the kitchen floor because someone did not put it back right, and it rolls.

by I Survived November 26, 2016

The Watermelons

The Watermelons are a four piece indie pop band from west sussex

wuu2 man?
nm probably go see the watermelons tonight
i hear they're great!
love their tune dance strange together

by musicman798 February 19, 2012