vegetable

an offensive term for a chromie homie, or retard

Person 1: What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: The wheelchair.

by TheGoldenPeanut February 28, 2017

vegetable

1. A plant that you eat, usually green
2. A person who is brain-dead.

What do you do when you're done eating a vegetable? Put her back in the wheelchair.

by Fatass February 21, 2003

vegetable

Someone who doesn't do shit

What a vegetable, he doesn't do shit

by joseph ding December 7, 2014

vegetable

A state of mind when things go wrong. Generally used as an insult, but can be used to name a little-known member of the fruit family.

You good-for-nothing stupid vegetable.
Eat your green fruit, I mean vegetables.

by Matress_of_evil January 22, 2005

vegetable

A vegetable is a person who is a dumbass

Nick you fucken vegetable

by Nigga97 June 6, 2019

vegetable

A mockery of of the term fruit when used seriously.

"Your such a fruit."
"Yeah well your a vegetable."

by Cannibal Guppy November 2, 2003

vegetable

A straight person. The opposite of a "fruit," aka a gay person.

The majority of the world are vegetables.

by raspberry (lust) muffin September 5, 2005