Sometimes you might find you're being pursued by cunt. There may be something attached to it. It may be screaming something at you. This is irrelevant. A cuntchop may temporarily subdue the rabid cunt. A cuntslap will be laughed off the court. You've got to uppercunt that shit. POW! Right in the kisser.
Uppercunt; the heinous act of a powerful upward-punch in the lady-lips.
Uppercunt; the heinous act of a powerful upward-punch in the lady-lips.
1. Some bitch was makin' eyeballs at me earlier. I was all "if you don't back off, there's an uppercunt over here with your name on, grandma!"
by twotoTandy March 27, 2008
Get the uppercuntmug. by Tdawg Zweiner May 19, 2010
Get the uppercuntmug. by sychaen February 11, 2014
Get the uppercuntmug. by Dusty Rhodes April 23, 2004
Get the Uppercuntmug. Similar motion to the uppercut. The only difference is location.
Not to be mistaken with fisting, which is very similar. The difference being that the Uppercunt is fast and not a repeated motion as there is no need for further pleasure after such a maneouvre.
A technique that is apparently associated with Leeroy Jenkins.
Not to be mistaken with fisting, which is very similar. The difference being that the Uppercunt is fast and not a repeated motion as there is no need for further pleasure after such a maneouvre.
A technique that is apparently associated with Leeroy Jenkins.
Bill - Last night I got my Uppercunt on.
Phil - Oh cool.
Bill - Yeah, I know. Her head is still stuck in my ceiling as we speak.
Phil - Oh cool.
Bill - Yeah, I know. Her head is still stuck in my ceiling as we speak.
by Uxio July 14, 2009
Get the Uppercuntmug. by ANTIClTIZEN December 3, 2010
Get the uppercuntingmug. A swift, unexpected, yet well-deserved punch to the vagina, whether literal or metaphorical. Usually, but not always to a stranger.
When the judge sentenced Lindsay Lohan to 90 days in jail, Lindsay looked like she had caught a decisive uppercunt. And she wept appropriately.
No matter how many uppercunts Amy Winehouse receives she always gets back up like nothing happened. She's the Mohammed Ali of the Golden Glove. Am I wrong?
No matter how many uppercunts Amy Winehouse receives she always gets back up like nothing happened. She's the Mohammed Ali of the Golden Glove. Am I wrong?
by Foulio July 9, 2010
Get the Uppercuntmug.