Twanky 

A person, often a middle-aged or older man, who dresses in such a way that they look like the character "Widow Twanky" in the pantomime "Aladdin".

"She's quite rough-looking."
"Yes, she is a bit of a twanky."

Twanky by Stewartspotter February 8, 2014

twanky 

Another word for twenty.

Dont your bitchass owe me a twanky sack?
He came to the club rollin on twanky threes.
That will be twanky one dollars and 10 cents.

twanky by Cody January 14, 2004

Twanky 

its what you say when you slam a domino down on the table for 20 points.

or really anytime that the number 20 is used.

a duece and a tre and two fives on the board and you slam down big five and holla twanky

Twanky by who dat January 23, 2005

twanky 

Another slang word for a Methamphetamine pipe

A Glass Pipe ( twanky ) with a round head and small hole ontop Packed Full of the Gods elixer or Your own Destruction

( Heated over a flame the meth melts and vaporizes, The pipe is spun to keep the meth from burning while the vapors are inhaled)

twanky by Chronicmeister September 6, 2008

twanky 

In the north of England (UK) they sometimes describe someone (or something) as a bit "twanky", "twankie", or even "old-lady" if they are not so quick or clever, especially when it comes to use of technology.

i.e. someone who isn't able to use a mobile-phone, or a DVD player might be called a twanky. If it's the device that's at fault, e.g. an old out-dated phone, then it would be the device/phone that would be twanky and not the person using it.

I don't know where this colloquialism originates - perhaps it's a reference to Widow Twanky.

The best way of describing it would be to say that you can use 'twanky' anywhere where you might say instead "my granny could do better".

I'm having a twanky moment.
S/he's a bit twanky.
It's very old, twanky technology.

twanky by Rebecca Harrop July 20, 2006

twanky 

Twinkies. The food made by Hostess.

My mama, mama, mama put a twanky in my bag! And she done give it to me to eat!

My mama, mama, mama put a twanky in my bag! And she done give it to me to eat!

My mama, mama, mama put a twanky in my bag! And she done give it to me to eat!

My mama, mama, mama put a twanky in my bag! And she done give it to me to eat!

twanky by squeezy October 11, 2005

twanky 

Wow. I really did never know that the word "twanky" was ever used by anyone except us. The truth behind the word is that really, it is derived from "p'twankyho", a way of expressing one's feelings. Twanky has similar meaning, but is used to express slightly different emotion.

"oooooooh, twanky."
"yes."

twanky by Cup-Sellithaine February 4, 2005