twaffle

Contraction of Twat Waffle

Klez is a total twaffle!

by drunkinbda September 20, 2006

twaffle

A Twitter raffle

I'll run a twaffle for who's following me on the next friday!

by stradvarius April 1, 2010

twaffle

n. a twat waffle, a coward who throws in with racists and misogynists to protect their own relative privilege

I cannot believe how many twaffles voted for Donald Trump. We're screwed.

by RevoJen November 11, 2016

twaffle

Dirty or over used vagina; usually used by women about other women

That twaffle better not come around my man

by badman31 November 10, 2013

twaffle

This is a word that's mostly used in the town of Brackley to signify useless chatter. Particularly in respect to rounders/baseball.

Total rubbish.

The longest forum thread in the world is full of rounders twaffle.
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Having stayed up late to catch this sci-fi nonsense (ie Star Wars), I can confirm this is twaffle of the highest order

by DeafSponge July 3, 2005

Twaffle

Contraction of "twat" and "waffle"

Madison has really turned into a twaffle over the last few days.

by DolandTheEpic November 19, 2014

Twaffle

Shorter version of the slang term Twat-Waffle

My ex girlfriend has become an annoying twaffle.

by Peebee Enjay November 23, 2016