the catty

A nightclub in glasgow, on union street, called the Cathouse, that caters for fans of alt-rock, punk, emo, metal, industrial and other simalar music genres. It also acts as a venue for artists within these genres and smaller local bands. It is also the only under-18 nightclub in Scotland for fans of the aforementioned styles. It is owned and operated by CPL plc.

"Hey, you comin to the catty the night, we'll get fucked up?"
"Nah man, i'm skint."
"Gayy."

by nahnahnahnahnahnahnahnah January 11, 2009

Big Ole Bad Ass Bob the Cattle Rustler

Ole boy, drives a tractor trailer all day (sun up-sun down)
Always has a sore buttocks.
Constantly looking for workers on his farm but more importantly someone to rub his big fat ass!
Claims his ass looks like rigotta cheese wrapped tight in a plastic bag.
Claims his ass looks a pickle that’s been stepped on by a football team with cleats on.
Doesn’t like having them little cellulose bubbles in his ass and wants a good rub down.

That big bastard on the tractor is a Big Ole Bad Ass Bob the Cattle Rustler! His ass must be sore!

by Badger girl 317 January 15, 2022

Gabe The Catt

The cutest and coolest cat ever, aka Gabe, really loves hugo no homo, and also loves tofee, and MS.

Oi Gabe The Catt your pretty cool
Gabe: No, now let me kiss MS (homiesexual)

by Yeeyee man January 28, 2021

Gabe The Catt's Mom Caroline

she is a wonderful woman, and loves gabe and gabe loves her back, she reads him bed time stories and cuddles with him gabe is her best boy.

Gabe The Catt's Mom Caroline is very nice

Gabe: *moans*

by Yeeyee man January 29, 2021

the cattle are out

an expression used when something goes horribly wrong, such as 15000 dollars worth of cattle heading for the field

Mike,why are your cattle in the garden? Ahh goddamit the cattle are out, help me befor they get into the field.

by mn., November 8, 2003

Calling the cattle

To vomit while drunk in a loud and glorious manner.

"Hey, where's Tom?"
"He's calling the cattle"
"Huh. Yeah. He looked pretty wasted."

by Frankie Pistlekahk September 18, 2007

herd the cattle

Herd the cattle is when you finish in a condom then snap it like a whip on your partners ass, typically but not specific to, when in an orgy.

Dan pulled out and started to herd the cattle. Everyone went with it and started mooing.

by KrispyKreamed August 13, 2020