An irritably-voiced court-statement.
Any witness who gets unwillingly dragged out of a more-pleasant/palatable locale to make verbal statements in court is bound to give a "testymony" at least some of the time!
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n. 1. money given to a paid actor or actress for a court case (or the media run-up to a court case) who upon taking the money, simultaneously or subsequently or concurrently takes on the assigned, paid-for, and scripted role provided to the actor or actress, for whatever ultimate purpose the payee has in mind.
2. A freudian slip by Team Treyvon
2. A freudian slip by Team Treyvon
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@JeffWeinerOS I still want to know why your newspaper rag did not post the actual transcript of Witness 8's testimoney with Bernie...why?
8:43 PM - 06 Mar 13
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@JeffWeinerOS I still want to know why your newspaper rag did not post the actual transcript of Witness 8's testimoney with Bernie...why?
8:43 PM - 06 Mar 13
by Taqiyyologist March 6, 2013
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by kinglion102 January 8, 2014
Get the textimony mug.A gastrointestinal event by which you are made aware of impending disaster, either in the form or noxious flatulence, explosive diarrhea, or the dreaded shart. Intestinal Testimony (IT) presents as loud gurgling noises coming from the region of the abdomen usually below the navel. It is audible to up to fifteen feet away. Not to be confused with an actual fart, with IT there is no expulsion of gas or feces, just the heralding trumpets of the massive toilet turmoil to come.
No, Gary is just giviing Intestinal Testimony to the shit he is about to take. I told him not to eat that much king crab!!
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The expression of one's drunkenness through the medium of regurgitation.
The expression of one's drunkenness through the medium of regurgitation.
Luke: So how was Quinn's birthday? Did he get lashed?
Fred: Hell yeah, he REALLY had a pint - he'd given his Pavement Testimony by half ten!
Fred: Hell yeah, he REALLY had a pint - he'd given his Pavement Testimony by half ten!
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