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testiboob

Ewwww, He's got Testiboobs
by Thomas November 9, 2004
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Testicool

Bro your balls be lookinpretty testicool.
by KingGrizzly69 November 29, 2019
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Twisted Testiphobia

The fear of one's testicles becoming twisted and/or knotted, resulting in deep physical and emotional pain. Occurs most often while one is sleeping on his side, or while one's girlfriend is playing with the testicles too aggressively.
"Struck with the fear of twisted testiphobia, Luke hasn't been able to sleep on his side for 3 years now."

"When the thought of walking became unbearable, Tony's case of twisted testiphobia confined him to a wheelchair."
by Teste-monial March 2, 2011
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Testbook

(těstˌbʊk)

-n

The account you made before you made your permanent Facebook account; the one you used to get a feel of Facebook and to check out people profiles in hopes of being able to view them by meeting the criteria of having an account. Usually named after your alias and does not contain any photos.
Your girlfriend: (casually browsing through your account): It says here under the People You Might Know category that you might know Joe Snuffy. Who's that?

You: Oh, that was just my Testbook. I used it to check out people's profiles before I actually committed to Facebook.

Your girlfriend: Wow, did you "Testbook" me before we met?

You: I plead the Fizzif, bitch!
by Castleheart October 14, 2010
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testaboobie

The phenomena of bumping into a woman's breast area, leaving the woman wondering if it was really an accident or if they were just violated.
I smacked your sleezy boyfriend because he pulled a testaboobie on me.
by spinxcat August 6, 2004
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testicool

Something better then the rest... AMAZING
That shirt is totally testicool! I love it!
by BIOCHESSOFTHESOUTH May 5, 2011
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testicool

Adj. having the coolness of a testicle.
It is often used as a vulgar and derogatory nickname for people you dislike.

Joey "Did you just see that bro dude walk by?"

Sally "Yeah, he was really testicool."
by Rednick Billy April 27, 2009
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