technopath

a person with the ability to fix computers and related devices without touching them.

I called Roberta to fix my computer. The computer was completely frozen and nothing I did worked to fix it. She walked into my room, and as she came within a foot of the computer, it miraculously started working perfectly again. She is an amazing technopath, and I have seen these technopathic skills displayed by her over and over again.

by Roberta Levin November 21, 2007

technoatheist

1. A person who realizes that there is no supreme form of technology, they all suck in their own special way.
Antonym: Tech-Evangelist
2. A mildly amusing half-wit

Oh God, it was horrible. I was stuck at a table with a guys who were endlessly arguing about how their flavor of OS was far superior to the other two. Fortunately, a Technoatheist showed up and murdered them with the broken shards of a VIC-20.

by JB Reid May 8, 2003

technorati

1. People who are highly knowledgeable about technology, especially digital technology such as computing (IT) and communications (together, ICT). A portmanteau word, "technorati" combines "technical" and "literati".

Singular: technorat.

Synonyms: technoscenti.

Antonyms: newby, luser.

2. An Internet tool and website intended for such people: capitalised as "Technorati".

Joe's one of the technorati - he wrote the book on the Unix Korn shell.

by yuyiya November 26, 2011

technothepig

The second worst thing to happen to those Orphans.

Did you hear about Technothepig? I'm concerned for those orphans

by Reneegade May 26, 2021

Technotheism

Technotheism is a technological and religious movement that advocates that the best way to be near God, gods and spiritual beings is through technology. Technotheism advocates the production of technologies in order to be near the divine, technologies like the ones of technodeism, technoquantumism, technospiritualism, extraphysicism and divinialism.

"Technotheism might be the future of religion, such as the future of the new forms of spirituality that human societies actually now, since we would create enough technology to be near the divine and even become the divine."

"Technotheism, technodeism, technoagnosticism and technospiritualism are literally the same thing with different goals and functions."

by Full Monteirism January 12, 2021

Technobating

Absorbed in your Computer/Phone/Video Games to the point of ignoring everything around you.

Did you get my call last night? Nah, I was too busy technobating.

by Demon65 January 13, 2009

technovator

Boring electronic music. From the music terms Techno and Elevator Music.

Went to that Praful show. Pure technovator trash.

by Dezrespect May 12, 2007