teaky= something which is simultaneously funny and painful and sometimes life- affirming. its the kind of thing you laugh at, and then you feel pretty shitty for laughing at it, and then it makes your heart hurt a little bit because its actually sort of beautiful. the first time i ever heard the word 'teaky' used (i did not invent it) was to describe learning- disabled teenagers doing a ballet duet on television.
by alice1974 October 19, 2007
Get the teaky mug.Teaky is a little old man who is also known as Tea, Tiki, and Cannoli. Teaky is always eating soup, Idv, 1# Akito fan, and a total loser. You love the little old man though even though Teaky is a silly little idv player. Teaky is also never caught up on the new trends seeming how Cannoli is so old. Im Teakys best friend Omi frfr💪💪Teaky is so smart like HARVARD IS CALLING‼️‼️🔥🔥
Omi :Stuck with a loser Teaky
Pickles : OMG I heard Teakys are so cool
Omi : Teaky is a very cool old man
Pickles : OMG I heard Teakys are so cool
Omi : Teaky is a very cool old man
by Omi-Omi💪💪 January 31, 2023
Get the Teaky mug.either oil that restores wood to its natural luster and hardness or a girl that is hot enough to give a guy a boner thus restoring his wood to its natural luster and hardness.
guy1 walks in wearing butt shorts
guy2:"what a wood killer!"
guy1:"assuming you had wood"
a girl in a tube top walks in
guys1and2:"wow who's the teak oil!"
guy2:"what a wood killer!"
guy1:"assuming you had wood"
a girl in a tube top walks in
guys1and2:"wow who's the teak oil!"
by the situation December 16, 2012
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by Mikay deen February 25, 2017
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to use said attack
1)the user must first have a hot nude woman come flying at him, then jump to catch that woman while some how truing a cape into a dress while spinning.
2) you and the now dressed, hot, woman must say: "these hands of ours are burning red". you: "their load cry tells us," Hot-woman: to grasp happiness.
2) then you and the woman must a a quick waltz while screaming: erupting, burning, finger, Sekiha love-love Tenkyoken. note that you have to say "seki", and the girl has to say "ha".
to use said attack
1)the user must first have a hot nude woman come flying at him, then jump to catch that woman while some how truing a cape into a dress while spinning.
2) you and the now dressed, hot, woman must say: "these hands of ours are burning red". you: "their load cry tells us," Hot-woman: to grasp happiness.
2) then you and the woman must a a quick waltz while screaming: erupting, burning, finger, Sekiha love-love Tenkyoken. note that you have to say "seki", and the girl has to say "ha".
Hey, lets use the Erupting Burning Finger Sekiha Love-Love Tenkyoken!
The Erupting Burning Finger Sekiha Love-Love Tenkyoken is the most epic attack in the universe.
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by Zaku-Zaku October 22, 2010
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Describing the fat greasy man-boobs on an overweight fellow.
Describing the fat greasy man-boobs on an overweight fellow.
Jim: Damnnnn look at you fatty, you're massive! You got some teasy ass gritties, they're bigger than your mom's.
Bruce: Don't make fun of me... I have a glandular problem!
Jim: Then why are you holding a bucket of KFC?
Bruce: Don't make fun of me... I have a glandular problem!
Jim: Then why are you holding a bucket of KFC?
by ZmanIsTheMan October 3, 2012
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