tainter

Noun, the place between a womans vagina and asshole.

Tainter her ass and tainter her puss, so its her tainter

by theman1768 April 17, 2010

tainterator

A device used to cool the taint. They can be simply hovering your taint over an air conditioner or the fans in a tanning bed.

My taint was hot and sweaty before i put it over a tainterator.

by Teabagette May 4, 2005

Tainter

A man who paints with his taint.

Did you know that Leonardo DaVinci was also a part time tainter?

by Jordan the BETTER GENIUS than the other one... January 25, 2008

Tainter-tots

wonderful little balls of poop, lint, and vanginal secretions pasted in the area between the cooter and anus.

"When I was done with her, I had her Tainter-tots stuck to my balls. Luckily I was out of tater tots so I fried them up for dinner"

by April Mary June 16, 2007

tainter painter

a tattoo artist that specializes in tattooing taint

im going to get my taint painted i found a tainter painter

by geminimonkey March 27, 2011

Tainter-Totter

Once you drop anchor on your partner's knee (lay cable or take the browns to the superbowl) you gently strattle the log between the leg and your taint and rock back and forth

I gave that bitch a mean tainter-totter last night

by Terd see-saw with taint January 17, 2009

Tea Tainter

A 'tea tainter' is an adult person who tarnishes the tremendous taste of tea by tainting it with sugar. A child is not yet considered wise enough to be responsible for their terrible tea tainting tendencies. However, an adult has no excuses and should have grown into more mature tastes by now. Drinkers of milky tea may also be described as tea tainters.

The term was first coined by Adam Tong in mid-2011.

"Do you take sugar in your tea, Samuel L Jackson?"

"No I don*t take motherf***ing sugar in my motherf***ing tea, you motherf***ing motherf***er. I ain't no tea tainter motherf***er. But thanks for asking BITCH."

by markadoi1984 October 15, 2013