swordfosh

A depressed idiotic spud who has no friends.

That guys such a swordfosh
What? My friend? No, he's a swordfosh

by arandomguynotcalledbryce February 8, 2018

Swordfight

When 2 erect dudes sling out their dicks and bang them together like a sword fight. Whoever releases jizz first wins (jizz must be about 5 mL to qualify)

Dude me and Fred had a swordfight last night! I won!

That’s Uncle Dale, me and him had a swordfight the other day

by turtlepenis 64 May 24, 2019

swordshit

Film and TV based on a medieval or mythical book series

Guy: Hey, have you seen the latest episode of Game of Thrones?

Guy 2: Nah, I'm not really into swordshit.

by McLovin123 May 11, 2019

swordfish

A type of fish only consumed by wealthy physicians as coined in 2012 by consensus at Georgetown School of Medicine

"When i was growing up i was always like, why do a lot of doctors live extravagantly, like drive mercedes and buy big ass houses...i thought medicine was a field of humility...now i find myself dreaming about swordfish dinners as i eat chinese food at my desk, where my chair is now indented perfectly to fit my ass" said Imraan while studying for his quarterly medical school exams.

by GtownMed2015 December 9, 2012

swordfight

Fighting with swords, you horn dogs!

The two warriors were engaged in a vicious swordfight.

by WeWillAllDieSoon October 16, 2020

chocolate swordfish

After anal sex when your dick is covered in shit.

When JC was done butt fucking KP he looked down and realized he had a chocolate swordfish.

Dude, last night Mike’s mom gave me a chocolate swordfish.

by AlaskanPoet June 16, 2018

swordfight

1. the act of two (or more) persons rubbing their penises against one another

also:

2. two men urinating at the same time and place, with an implication that they are participating in 1.

1. The gay porn video featured a lot of fellatio, tons of anal sex, and a few swordfights.

2. I'd like to finish this game of pool when John and Jeff get back from their swordfight.

by Chad Baker May 13, 2004