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stromer

To strome, or to Strome it up,.
Also known as the stromer.
May also mean, "he had a big stromer"
Stromboli mixed in with a hammer.
He hammered his stromer deep in her.
The chinks out at renfrew community centre, really didn't appreciate the size of your stromer.
by Lorenzooo November 23, 2006
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dusty stromer

A dusty stromer is when one performs oral sex on an old woman using one long, continuous tongue stroke from the top of the anus all the way to the top of the clitoral hood & back.
Timmy met Agnes at bingo, they hit it off, went back to her nursing home and he gave her the ol' dusty stromer. Said his tongue picked up everything in a 12" radius, he's still washing his mouth out.
by Billy Shakespeare VIII June 21, 2021
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Coke stroker

One who exchanges sexual favors for cocaine.
Wonda Wonderpig was queen of the coke stroker set!
by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016
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Stormers

Fans of the UK synth-rock band Bastille, the name comes from the historical event "the storming of the Bastille".
Guy 1: Wow, did you see the show Bastille played in Boston the other night?
Guy 2: Yeah, the place was LOADED with Stormers!
by Carrot June 22, 2014
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Chain Stroker

Somone who masturbates constantly. As soon as they get their rocks off they get right to it and do it again.
He had a serious addiction to masturbating...he was a chain stroker.
by rocketman January 30, 2005
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Stormer

Fan of British alternative/indie rock band, Bastille.

Word comes from the storming of the Bastille, which took place on July 14, 1789, the same date as singer Dan Smith's birthday. Ergo, fans call themselves "Stormers" (of the bastille).

Self proclaimed "Stormers" are often those who have delved much farther into the realm of Bastille than the typical fan of their music. Many run blogs dedicated to the music and band members. While not nearly as aggressive as directioners, some stormers are considered fake, as their love for Bastille lies in the singer's attractiveness rather than the band's musical genius.

Overall, a respectful and mature fandom (though many are teenagers), known for their love of music over band members.
Sydney: Do you want to go to the Bastille concert on the 24th?
Grace: I'd love to! Are you a fan of their music?
Sydney: Of course! I'm such a stormer, I practically worship their music (and them).
by soccerhurdler11 December 16, 2014
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Feathery Stroker

A guy who has gotten too carried away with a girl's idea of romance. He looks at her like a fragile flower and barely dares to touch her because he's too afraid to crush her, and he writes a lot of poems and serenades for his woman. While many girls find this romantic, the rest of the women with sense in their heads finds this annoying and plain sappy, not to mention that it's one of the biggest turn-offs in human existence due to the fact that it's so immasculine.

The expression "Feathery Stroker" comes from Marian Keys' book "Anybody out there", where one of the main character's friends tell her about a man that instead of ripping her clothes of, he lay there stroking her carefully as if he was stroking a feather. Her friend on the other hand, experienced it as one of the worst days of her life.
Jaqueline: Ugh, I just had the worst night ever.
Anna: Why?
Jaqueline: I met a Feathery Stroker.
Anna: Really? What happened?
Jaquelina: He was just laying there in my bed, stroking me like a fragile feather, while I was waiting for him to tear my clothes off and fuck me.
Anna: Oh lord, I'm so sorry.
by VuittonCouture February 1, 2012
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