stalloned

when you or your opponent bet over the top in a game of texas hold em.

a homage to the classic sylvester stallone 80s flick, over the top.

you know you have successfully 'stalloned' your opponent when he/she folds at the sheer amazement of your ridiculous sized bet.

by robot_ January 22, 2006

Stalloned

When an individual has become so intoxicated, usually with a combination of alcohol and marijuana, that they begin to resemble Sylvester Stallone in speech and appearance.

Symptoms include: slurred speech, being exceedingly difficult to understand, and drooping of lower lip or eyelids giving the impression of partial face paralysis.

Onlooker:"Hey everybody, Joel is Stalloned!"

Joel: "Meh.... Dawhy is duuuhbeer guh duh dere?..... Yo Adrian... uuuuh... beer"

by ThaMoxie February 18, 2010

Stalloned

To get stoned alone, getting high with oneself.

My buddies went home early so I popped "Grandma's Boy" into the DVD player and got stalloned.

by Loose Mortar March 23, 2011

stalloned

Another term for OWNED. Used when yelling at your friends in vent after they got destroyed in a video game.

HAHAHA Noxx just got jumped by 4 rogues. He got STALLONED!

by Supermarioo January 1, 2007

stalloned

to be under the influence drugs and act like stallone

jake was totally stalloned after smokin that ****

by abernethy June 5, 2005

stalloned

stoned

Dude, I hit the 6 footer and now I'm totally stalloned

by yessum July 21, 2003

Stallone Cuts

A pile of ugly meat, veins of tangy mayo and drawn tightly over it all is a thin skin of sweaty pinkish cheese!

(created by: TheRealBradNeely)

I can't even eat one fish titty cuz I had too many Stallone Cuts on my 3rd coffee break.

by ADAMANT2007 January 15, 2011