squrtle

when you cum so fast and hard the overwhelming amount of cum drowns your partner and you stand over their died body and shout triumphantly water gun! Then you scream as you dissolve into a bright white light and evolve into a blastoise.

Babe want to try squrtle tonight

by Kermitfucker January 10, 2022

SQURTLE

A person so ugly they look like a squirrel and a turtle.

Girl look at that SQURTLE

by Nina#1 September 2, 2006

Squirtle On My Turtle

To release your squirtle on MY turtle

Last night you squirtle on my turtle so good

by hottiesonlyrichrdlongbigshlong May 24, 2021

snurtle

A slow moving creature which is a cross between a snail and a turtle. Incredibly daggy and lazy, a day in the life of a snurtle typically consists of much sleeping, eating, being cheeky and minimal use of energy. Despite all of this, the snurtle is a cute and lovable creature.

In a rare outing which caught locals by surprise, the snurtle crawled along the streets of Milliville in its cool green shell.

by Gregles January 1, 2009

Squirtle Squad

The most badass Pokemon group ever. They rob, kick ass, take bitches hostage, and put out fire.

Team Rocket sucks the cocks of the Squirtle Squad!

by Fried Waffles July 31, 2012

Spurtle

When a college professor has a lot of spittle around the mouth, and the college professor's name is Murtle

Person 1: Bro that Science teacher has a crazy amount of spittle

Person 2: No, his name is Murtle so it's actually called Spurtle

Person 1: Really?

Person 2: Yeah, look it up

by Ironbran September 6, 2018

Shurtleffed

a surprise from Steve Shurtleff
-used on michael james adamson
-also a threesome with ms. marr

MJA: What happened?
Steve: You've been Shurtleffed
MJA: sweet

by Steve Shurtleff March 3, 2005