Also means to splinate
The relaxation and release of pressure from the spinal system when one lies down in their bed.
The relaxation and release of pressure from the spinal system when one lies down in their bed.
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ass-spirations — The desire to have marital sexual relations more than twice a week after more than five years of marriage.
At least 50% of the people involved in the marriage will find this to be somewhat unreasonable, while reminding the other 50% of the couple that married people — statistically — have more regular sex than single people.
This is especially in the post-pandemic age of internet dating where many men identify themselves as “Incels” (and Freudian-ly play with guns).
Psychologist call this phenomenon: Too much and not enough. This refers to the propensity of the average married couple to describe the exact same number and types of sexual interactions in completely divergent terms.
Another phenomenon associated with this is the hormonal reversal theme wherein the desire role of the couple reverses only to have the end result be the exact same dynamic — ONLY REVERSED!!!!!!
As the old saying about human nature goes: “When they hand out free $10 dollar bills someone will complain that $50 dollar bills aren’t being freely distributed.”
As for sexual frequency — talk to any single person going through a sexual drought: sex twice a week even if it is a quickie and in only one position is 104 sex acts a year — which actually is a lot; though some would say not enough.
But, we can always still have ass-spirations!!!!!
At least 50% of the people involved in the marriage will find this to be somewhat unreasonable, while reminding the other 50% of the couple that married people — statistically — have more regular sex than single people.
This is especially in the post-pandemic age of internet dating where many men identify themselves as “Incels” (and Freudian-ly play with guns).
Psychologist call this phenomenon: Too much and not enough. This refers to the propensity of the average married couple to describe the exact same number and types of sexual interactions in completely divergent terms.
Another phenomenon associated with this is the hormonal reversal theme wherein the desire role of the couple reverses only to have the end result be the exact same dynamic — ONLY REVERSED!!!!!!
As the old saying about human nature goes: “When they hand out free $10 dollar bills someone will complain that $50 dollar bills aren’t being freely distributed.”
As for sexual frequency — talk to any single person going through a sexual drought: sex twice a week even if it is a quickie and in only one position is 104 sex acts a year — which actually is a lot; though some would say not enough.
But, we can always still have ass-spirations!!!!!
The longer one is married, the easier it is for a good series binge to thwart marital ass-spirations. Love and Death cost me one of my weekly marital sex acts!!!!!
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In the year 2008, celebrity and song writer David Kim created the new hit sensation called "Sojination". The song has been on the top of the charts for over a month and is continuing to spread awareness of the U.S. economy and the Sojination that is going on in the world today.
In the year 2008, celebrity and song writer David Kim created the new hit sensation called "Sojination". The song has been on the top of the charts for over a month and is continuing to spread awareness of the U.S. economy and the Sojination that is going on in the world today.
Kristy: "Hey did you hear that song Sojination?"
Ashley: "Yeah! its so hot!"
Toghether: "SOJINATION! irrigation! communication! nullification!"
Stranger: "Dudes! I love that song!"
Ashley: "Yeah! its so hot!"
Toghether: "SOJINATION! irrigation! communication! nullification!"
Stranger: "Dudes! I love that song!"
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"Rob is "If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them," Henry David Thoreau."
"thanks for the face-spiration rob"
"yeah, very face-spirational"
"thanks for the face-spiration rob"
"yeah, very face-spirational"
by DownInTheSouth December 12, 2009
Get the face-spirational mug."Splinkton is a game in which players attempt to lick the elbow of an unsuspecting player or stranger. It is a little known fact that if you lick someones elbow when they're not paying attention they cannot feel it. There are various types of Splinks and amounts of points rewarded for each type of Splink.
If a player licks another players elbow without the player noticing the Splinker(the person licking) receives one point.
If the Splinker licks the elbow of someone they know who has not heard of Splinkton the Splinker receives two points.
If a Splinker licks the elbow of someone they know (playing the game or not) while the person is walking or running the Splinker receives three points.
If two Splinkers lick each elbow of someone they know simultaneously each Splinker receives three points.
If a Splinker licks the elbow of a teacher, manager, boss ect. they receive 10 points.
If a Splinker licks the elbow of a complete stranger who is alone they receive 15 points.
If a Splinker licks the elbow of a complete stranger who is in a group that watches you lick their friends elbow the Splinker receives 25 points.
For each Splink you do on to a person they subtract the amount of points you earn from their score. The exception is when a person has been double splinked (each elbow is licked by a different player simultaneously). In this scenario the person who has been splinked loses five points."
If a player licks another players elbow without the player noticing the Splinker(the person licking) receives one point.
If the Splinker licks the elbow of someone they know who has not heard of Splinkton the Splinker receives two points.
If a Splinker licks the elbow of someone they know (playing the game or not) while the person is walking or running the Splinker receives three points.
If two Splinkers lick each elbow of someone they know simultaneously each Splinker receives three points.
If a Splinker licks the elbow of a teacher, manager, boss ect. they receive 10 points.
If a Splinker licks the elbow of a complete stranger who is alone they receive 15 points.
If a Splinker licks the elbow of a complete stranger who is in a group that watches you lick their friends elbow the Splinker receives 25 points.
For each Splink you do on to a person they subtract the amount of points you earn from their score. The exception is when a person has been double splinked (each elbow is licked by a different player simultaneously). In this scenario the person who has been splinked loses five points."
Two friends are walking in the park. A man is sitting with his elbows back on a bench. The two friends look at eachother and the game of Splinkton has begun. They stealthily sneak behind the man and lick his bare elbows.
Later that night they brag to their friends about the Double Splink they got.
Later that night they brag to their friends about the Double Splink they got.
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