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spakeling

When you blow diarrhea into the toilet and it ends up on your ass, the seat and the rim of the bowl.
Mama, someone shit on the toilet and i have to clean up the spakeling.
by pshooter October 17, 2008
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Sparkling Ass Juice

A lumpy carbonated runny shit due to the intake of too much sparkling water
Bobby: Bing Bong, fucks sake!! you could of flushed your Sparkling Ass Juice
by Greg_the_Smeg February 21, 2019
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Spalingle

A word you can literally use in place for any other word. In any language. Ever.
Dude I totally spalingled that spalingled, if you're spalinglin' me, you spalingle?
by TrollInTheDungeons June 14, 2011
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Flat Sparkling Water Paradox

The Flat Sparkling Water Paradox is a VERY well known hypothesis that the only true way to describe sparkling water is by describing it as flat water.

Which some people would just say is still water but they would in fact be incorrect. This is because despite the flat taste of sparkling water, it is still carbonated, therefore, meaning it is still sparkling water.

So as a result of this carbonated beverage tasting flat we come to the understanding that this is indeed the Flat Sparkling Water Paradox.
Friend 1: This sparkling water tastes awful, it just tastes like flat water.

Friend 2: That makes no sense but also hundreds of sense at the same time.

Friend 1: Wow that sounds like some real Flat Sparkling Water Paradox
by SparklingWaterResearcher May 16, 2022
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sparkling wiggles

little girl attempts to say sparkling wiggles but it comes out fucking niggers
by 0B3Y February 20, 2007
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Spieling Peter

aka the CUTEST and most ADORABLE Peter Pan to ever walk this Earth, working at Disney Parks. No girl is able to resist his charm and childish wit, not to mention those gorgeous blue eyes. He is the definition of Ungghhhh.
I went to Disney world and I saw "Spieling Peter!" He even crowed for me!
by banananutmuffins12345 May 13, 2011
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spanling slip

a cute pink permission slip for a free spanling.
spanlings may not be given or recieved if uffyanda has not filled out the slip.
muffy- "buffy and fluffy, you will each recieve one free spanling." "see uffyanda for a spanling slip."

buffy- "yeah."
by robyn cason January 19, 2008
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