slucked

Fucked by a Slut

I got slucked!

by Molly Stong January 9, 2010

slucked

Simultaneously being slugged and called a fucker

George just got slucked by his wife for his bad driving.

by Hot Brotha' December 19, 2009

slucked

the act of having been fellated.

to have your meat licked etc.

i was so slucked last night.

by the great and wonderful trev March 7, 2005

sucked into the lie

Consumer literature folded into "the pill" or an IUD container claims these technologies prevent-conception.

LIE

These technologies prevent-pregnancy-from-CONTINUING

Don't get sucked into the lie: true sexual intimacy is open to the gift of children, as the physiological potential for children is not removed.

by chance of fatherhood April 29, 2012

I would rather get my dick sucked

The greatest sarcastic response to any stupid request. Its meant to make people think for a second and then say "well obviously you would". This is my favorite thing to say when my mom asks me to take out the trash. abbreviated: IWRGMDS

example 1
Sy: Yo Ziggy we should start taking yoga classes together.
Ziggy: I would rather get my dick sucked.
example 2
Ziggy: Sy can you help me shave my ass crack?
Sy: IWRGMDS

by GarAssNigga November 7, 2018

Sucked paint

A term used to describe sucking toes.

Yo I sucked paint off Ashley's toes last night!

by Hom2436 January 14, 2018

Slunked

The feeling when you are extremely tired and start acting drunk

Yo Dave I so slunked right now

by Bacon is not jmaycan February 13, 2017