sloppy joes

Having the runs unexpectedly. Being in danger of sharting oneself.

Bill: How was the caf?
Shaun: I had the sloppy joes.
Bill: I didn't see that on the menu.
Shaun: They weren't on the menu....

by A.G.T. April 9, 2011

sloppy joes

A mixture of ground meat and usually a tomato sauce with diced onions and peppers and then served on a sandwich bun.Commonly Ketchup is used with the meat.Name is derived from the fact its a very "sloppy" sandwich to eat.

We had Sloppy Joes and salad for lunch today.

by Dewey D. Cimal July 22, 2006

sloppy joes

When you have sexual intercourse with a women right after she just got done having sex with another man.

You get the "Sloppy Joes"
Name is derived from the fact that it is quite sloppy when you get the seconds of a women who just got banged!

May also refer to "Sloppy Joes" if the girl is on her period, or she previously got banged so hard her Vag started to bleed.

EP: Hey man, did JP hook up with that one sexy blondy last night?

Lilou: Yes, but guess what! I saw her walk out of a room with another guy before she went and met up with JP!

EP: Damn playa, nigga got the Sloppy Joes!

by Pham Phamily March 30, 2008

sloppy joe

A sandwich made with hamburger meat and tomato sauce, eaten on a burger bun, you bunch of sickos.

by Hugh Johnson March 31, 2003

sloppy joe

a slang term, used for a mixture of a blowjob and handjob, also known as a spitty handjob.

Cailin gave Jake a sloppy joe for his birthday.

by Sloppy Jake March 15, 2011

Sloppie Joe

Get your dick sucked by a toothless prostitute.

Yulanda gives Sloppie Joe's for 5 cents.

by Aaron,Dave,Maz December 3, 2003

Sloppy Joe

When a guy pounds his girl extremely hard and makes her pussy bleed like hell!

Chad gave Kiersten a Sloppy Joe last night and had to take her to the emergency room for stitches!

by SlopNChop October 19, 2016