skeef

To steal or take something that does not belong to you.

"I didn't have a seat so I skeefed one"

by F-Bomb February 16, 2003

skeef

woman you wouldn't mind doing.
could be filth or goodlooking

*group of drunken girls stumble out of night club*
group of rowdy lads accross street shout skeef
"skeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeef"
"skeef"
"skeef"

by patch1111 November 22, 2006

skeef

female acquaintance, bootycall, female for whom little respect is given

I was boning this skief the other day . . .

by jb May 22, 2003

skeef

to come into ownership of an item without previously asking the permission of the former owner

There's no way I lost my cell phone. Someone must have skeefed it.

by Jetttster December 19, 2006

skeef

a females that has sex with numerous amounts of men

that bitch is a skeef. i cant belive that bitch fucked my brother

by matiks December 1, 2003

skeef

to steal somethin from someone.. such as a carey rat or hobbit

i skeefed some potato chips from bilbo's hut.

by ajfdkjfakdfjk March 8, 2005

skeef

To slyly and jokingly steal from another person (most likely a friend) just to piss them off.

A: "Hey, where did my jacket go?"
B: "Ha ha, Joe skeefed it from you!"
A: "Shit, what an ass. It's raining outside!"

by Anna May 13, 2005