shrieve

Total ass monger. He is a real dumbass fuck head.

Mike Shrieve was being a really cool guy!

by Man damn April 17, 2003

shrieveburg

bad; of low quality.

"that new bts song is so shrieveburg"

by sisgtionary July 29, 2020

Geoff Shreeves

1: A reporter on sky sports with a tendency to constantly remind others of their failures and mistakes, eventually, crushing their dreams. Examples of his work can be seen in an interview with Chelsea FC defender Branislav Ivanovic, and also in an interview with Arsenal defender, Carl Jenkinson.

2: An individual with the capability to make even the worst mishaps and accidents sound like minuscule issues through his cheerful manner of speech. Made famous by EA sports' FIFA 13. Can also be referred to as "The doctor on the touch line".

Geoff: Nice to hear that you passed your English literature exam with flying colors. But did you fail your physics quiz yesterday?
Me: I think so
Geoff: That means you will never be able to find success in the future.
Me: What?
Geoff: Unfortunately, you will forever be selling fish and chips at the chippy around the corner when you're thrown out by your parents in the future.

Ashley: Kyle! What happened to Johnathan? Will he be alright for our hiking trip tomorrow?
Kyle: I'm not sure. Let's turn to the doctor on the touch line, Geoff Shreeves
Geoff: He was in a nasty car accident. He suffered third degree burns and has most likely lost the ability to use his limbs forever. But he's a tough cookie, I think he'll carry on.
Ashley: Thanks Geoff!

by DomLompenFamous October 4, 2013

Shriee

From the Scottish term for inebriation; "Pished" - "Shriee" is a word derived directly from the T9 predictive text interpretation of the numbers required to type "pished". ie. 747433. It was originally invented as a codeword to hide the fact that one was drunk in work.

"I'm shriee"
"I am motherfucking shriee out ma box"
"Are you shrieeing?"
"Getting shriee?"
"I am shrieeboxed out ma glory hole"
"Have you got your shrieebag with you?"
"Lunchshriee?"
"Optical Shrieexpress"

by Gordon and Richard March 4, 2009

Captain Shreve

a Louisiana public high school, featuring daily doses of fights, pot, sex, etc. The teachers here range from "I like her ok" to "I fucking hate her". The students range from "total BFF forever" to "fucking choke.". The actual school itself is marked with classy graffiti such as "I beleave in you" and posters for plays that students mainly attend for the bonus points teachers pass out. The sport teams are decent enough, same as the cheerleaders. It also features two main groups of students. The kind who pull out a box of pizza during a history lecture, or the kind who honestly is really smart and excels but should probably transfer to Magnet. This school does feature a large campus, however, in which you have to fucking sprint to make it to your class on time. But, in the end, its probably the most laid back school you'll ever see.

"Dude what high school are you going to?"
"Captain Shreve"

"...good fucking luck"

by shrugslummer February 2, 2018

Shreve Shifting

To manually shift the gears in an automobile with an automatic transmission.

Quit the Shreve Shifting, will you? Who do you think you are...Richard Petty?

by P. Funk December 20, 2010

Shreveport Side Pocket

A sex act involving the hole in the abdomen, or 'stoma', where a colostomy bag is normally attached.

Person A: Dude, WTF are you doing talking to that nasty old crack ho?

Person B: She's gonna let me get that Shreveport Side Pocket.

Person A: I got next!

by Disco Missile December 6, 2010