shitmop

A cleaning devise not used for cleaning but instead used for spreading filth. Can also be used as a terrible hairdo.

Check out that shitmop on Darren

by Scheme gam November 13, 2014

Shittop

A laptop that has extremely poor performance, particularly when gaming

Sorry guys I'm lagging...
Fix your fucking shittop bro

by BanterMcGee February 2, 2021

Shitmont County

A sinful ghetto hood county in Cincinnati Ohio that's full of delusional meth heads, pot head fanatics, unruly braindead peasant buffoons that smoke and vape, drug addicts, drunk alcoholic driver thugs that drive with heroin, and has the worst schools and stupidest rules ever.

Person moving out of the area: Man I can't wait to get out of hellmont county It's such a sinful place now these days.
Random person: Yea Shitmont County sucks live anywhere but that ghetto hood.

by OnlineTrollMaster April 13, 2022

shitpopper

a gay man who performs anal sex while his partner is taking a crap

The shitpoppers living next door have a can-do attitude.

by nunchuck May 13, 2005

shitmonk

imaginary creature made of shit that plays in your underwear and leaves skidmarks, as well as tangles up all of the cords for electrical devices.

How the hell did my TV cord get tangled up! It goes straight into the wall, musta been a friggin shitmonk.

by bridgeburner216 November 26, 2009

shitmonkey

1. Sneaky, underhanded, aggravating person; 2. Brown-nosing toady.

1. "Hey, did you steal my lunch, you shitmonkey?" 2. "Better kiss more ass, shitmonkey, if you want that promotion."

by King Mob May 20, 2004

shitmosphere

The area of a room that is contaminated by the release of a smelly fart

Bill was in the room and farted, then i walked through the shitmosphere and almost died of lack of oxygen.

by j&billdog March 29, 2010