A
sad pathetic excuse for a sport, that Americans have the audacity to call Football. It has
men mostly fat asses, wearing plastic suits of armor and a helmet. they throw a ball that looks like a giant piece of shit, hence the name. They run around a maximum of 3 minutes, and then get tackled or score a touch down. This makes them feel like
men, when in reality actual
men play, crazy
men that is play Rugby, the sport it'
s based on. If these fat asses had to play Actual football, where the players run continuously for 45 minutes, most of them would either die or faint from exhaustion.