shelfed

to store an arbitrary item in a bodily orifice for later use.

That stripper's son shelfed my phone!

by clickitdown December 6, 2006

shelfed

To get unbelievably wasted, have an outrageously good time, and live up the night.

Let's get so fucking shelfed tonight! It'll be the best night of our lives!

by queerko January 13, 2014

Shelf

Lame.

Square.
Busted.

Tired.

Dude is so shelf with those corny jokes.
She is so shelf! No cap!

by CHOPPAMAMA December 3, 2020

Shelf

Lame or old fashioned. Not cool, popular or trending.

“Those shoes are shelf, no one is wearing them anymore.”
“You’re so shelf. Why would you say that?”

by Da Dubs December 3, 2020

Shelf

Lame

That’s so shelf!

by Bellesfolly December 3, 2020

Shelf

Lame

This party is completely shelf!

by AMAD77 December 3, 2020

Shelf

Lame, pathetic

It would be so shelf to stay home Friday night after I told everyone I had plans.

by Wordgirl333 December 3, 2020