Shark's Bite

When someone bites your dick during oral

She gave me shark's bite man, I needed ice!

by FinWonga October 6, 2016

Hate Shark(s)

A person or person(s) that must perpetually “hate” in order to survive. If the Hate Shark goes too long without hating their sense of self-worth drops to a dangerous low and the hate shark will become catatonic. A hate shark does not intentionally cut others down to size; “hating” is simply their natural form of communication. Their “hates” can even be considered complimentary by some.

Defined by Vincent Ortiz in July of 2009.

Mollie: Did you hear that Dave just bought a house in a very nice part of town?

Drea, the Hate Shark(s): Probably so he can go “f” little boys in private.

by Nagas Lrac July 10, 2010

Shark whisperer's

Phillipino people are Shark whisperer's. When you live on an island in the middle of shark infested waters, you must be able to practically sleep with sharks to stay alive. These people have survived for centuries upon centuries based on this skill alone.

In the Phillipines, people are fored to be Shark whisperer's to survive living in the middle of shark infested waters.

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 4, 2016

But baby...it's shark week!

The perfect excuse to get your significant other to do something. Like let you put it in her butt.

Suzie: I've told you a thousand times, no! You cannot put it in my butt!
John: But baby...it's shark week!
Suzie: *sigh* I'll get the lube.

by 00fatty00 February 18, 2011

there’s a shark in the water

An Australian exclamation of surprise.

Bruce: Yeah, sí I just broke up with my gf.
Hugh: There’s a shark in the water!

by Sheev the Senate February 17, 2019

Shank's Law

Shank's Law is internet shorthand for a common response to the logical fallacy of "Argument from authority". It states: " The imaginative powers of the human mind have yet to rise to the challenge of concocting a conspiracy theory so batshit insane that one cannot find at least one Ph.D holding scientist to support it."

Proponents of conspiracy theories often attempt to lend their swivel-eyed nonsense credibility by citing the "findings" of one or more Ph.D professors. However, they fail to appreciate that the fact that a person holds a Ph.D doesn't necessarily mean they aren't crazy.

"Weasel semen is a proven cure for AIDS, especially when gargled."
"Bullshit!"
"You think so? Well here's a study by Professor Hodor of Bumblefuck University that proves it!"
"Shank's Law, bro. Shank's law."

by CaptainSmash! June 10, 2015

mud shark sunglasses

Two black eyes. When a mud shark back talks and disrespects her man.

Michelle ran her mouth in front of Darren and his friends, the next day she was sporting a new pair of mud shark sunglasses.

by Cward81 January 26, 2018