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by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025
Get the Gravekeeper's Servant: The First Juvenile Release for Il Blud mug.Is a term used to describe a dedicated individual, also at times called a servant, when it comes to all things that encompass the schlong.
I was absolutely obliterating Jenny when she had multiple orgasms and tapped out. Most girls would call it a night, but not my Schlong Servant Jenny. Jen grabbed ahold of my Esophagus Annihilater and got me to the promise land. That is some Dong dedication!
by Tee Cee Deez April 10, 2020
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by The Artful Codger May 18, 2004
Get the Simian Servant mug.1. Phrase referring to a relationship where there is a clear distinction of power between the dominant party (master) and submissive party (servant).
1a. Kinky role-play scenario.
2. A hit song by Depeche Mode.
1a. Kinky role-play scenario.
2. A hit song by Depeche Mode.
by DirkD January 24, 2007
Get the master and servant mug.A man or woman who takes orders from another person, such as cooking, cleaning and washing, and usually gets payed very little for it.
Someone who serves someone of a higher rank.
Someone who serves someone of a higher rank.
by Dhyttyhdthtfyjtyukyfukfthntdy March 25, 2017
Get the servant mug.The boogeyman of Northern California, this character has taken the form of various characterso ver time, including a demon, spirit, human and animal. It is said that he is virtually indestructible and roams the earth in the name of evil. There are several tales involving the Civil Servant, and they have a common theme- if a child misbehaves, then the Sacramento Civil Servant will get them and put them in his sack.
Not much is knonwn of the true origin of these stories. Some claim they were tall-tales spun by nomadic Lebanese immigrants wandering about Northern California at the turn of the 20th century. Others assert the stories are more recent, and are the work of a vindictive communist.
Not much is knonwn of the true origin of these stories. Some claim they were tall-tales spun by nomadic Lebanese immigrants wandering about Northern California at the turn of the 20th century. Others assert the stories are more recent, and are the work of a vindictive communist.
Borgnine, if you don't behave, the Sacramento Civil Servant will take you away!
If the Sacramento Civil Servant offers to trade you something, do not accept! His motive is pure evil!
If the Sacramento Civil Servant offers to trade you something, do not accept! His motive is pure evil!
by NVA Barry January 21, 2006
Get the Sacramento Civil Servant mug.TDS was defined this could also be the disrespectful soldier. Imagine you have that unconditional love you are looking for. You love everyone without the condition they love you back. Imagine it was your destiny to be martyred for everyone by crucifixion. You carried out your destiny to the point of being hung on a cross and you are suffering the worst torture you can imagine. Your faith is strong and you cry out to God: "Father, into Your Hands, I commit My Spirit." A soldier is coming to end your suffering with the spear of destiny. The soldier says: "At first, I figured if you could last three days on the cross I would be satisfied. Then after watching you suffer a week it got easier to watch. So I moved it to a month and told myself I would be satisfied. Then Watching you suffer got easier and less satisfying. I started checking on you less frequently. I still cannot believe you are godlike even though you have hung there for over two decades."
Disrespectful people will never be satisfied because they believe Respect must be earned. Nothing you ever do will be enough to earn the respect of a disrespectful person.
This is a reoccurring dream I have had for the last 22 years. I have been both the soldier and Jesus in this dream. 90% of the time I was the soldier and shoved the spear through the second rib from the bottom and broke the spearhead off.
Disrespectful people will never be satisfied because they believe Respect must be earned. Nothing you ever do will be enough to earn the respect of a disrespectful person.
This is a reoccurring dream I have had for the last 22 years. I have been both the soldier and Jesus in this dream. 90% of the time I was the soldier and shoved the spear through the second rib from the bottom and broke the spearhead off.
A trustworthy soldier is never The Disrespectful Servant.
The disrespectful servant is the cause of God's children's longsuffering.
The disrespectful servant is the cause of God's children's longsuffering.
by Spiritual-Master March 20, 2022
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