Scrumples

The process of Lower Garments becoming scruched and uncomfortable

i gotta pick the scrumples from my boxers again

by Luke October 4, 2004

Scrumples

uncontrollable genital wart leakage; causes a horrific Shit/ puke smell

Richard: whats that smell?
Billy: shut the fuck up that my scrumples

by nestle MDP May 28, 2009

scrumples

“one who searches for linty beans” meaning that they’re so musty that theywould be the kind of person to look for beans with lint.

“Hey, did you see how musty Sarah is?”
Oh, she’s a total scrumples. I’d stay away from her

by br1tney spears March 22, 2021

scrumpfle

Causing something which is normally nice and neat to be all messed up

Who scrumpfled up that pile of nicely folded clothes?

by june t May 24, 2010

scrumpfle

When your dog is so excited to see you, he runs around, rubs on you, and acts like he wants to wrestle down on the floor.

Man, when I got home after work last night, Taco really scrumpfled me.

by june t March 20, 2010

scrumches

Tasty, Good, WOnderful, Orgasmic flavoring.

That cow Sonia Patel was scrumches yesturday. LALA was also scrumches.

by De Jesus July 25, 2007

Scruples

Gettin your shit together/gathering your composure

Dammit Shannon, hurry up and get your damn scruples together - we’re gonna be late!

Fuck, Jennifer forgot to come into work again, that bitch needs to get her scruples together already

by The Countryman’s August 12, 2018