schmeeb

A male breast or nipple

Usually twisted to inflict pain on a friend or other.

Dude! Your schmeeb is mine!!!

Mike's schmeeb is swollen to the size of a grapefruit!

by shayne March 9, 2005

schmeeb

The female breast, singular.

"Dude, check out the schmeebs on that one."

by JohnnyProphet December 24, 2004

schmeeb

A guy you wouldn't take home to meet your mother. Can be found in most bars, often used for a one-night stand.

"Me and my girls are going trolling for schmeebs tonight."

by Niffer8 December 9, 2008

schmeeb

noun- a girl/woman, usually very hot

" Yesterday, I saw a nice schmeeb on the crosstown bus; I hope she's there tomorrow!"

by thelenis May 7, 2007

Schmeebs

Parts of the female human body that contain the organs that secrete milk used to feed infants. See boobs, tits, tatas.

"Ever notice that Jessica Simpson has a great set of schmeebs?"

by Rob789 May 9, 2006

schmeebs

Another word for man boobies. They can be large, in which case a wedgie may form underneath the schmeeb. Or in muscular men, the schmeebs are chiseled and glorified.

Man, did you see the schmeebs on that guy?

by The Schmeeb October 7, 2007

Schmeeb

1. An undefinable person

1. "That guy is the king of the schmeebs."

by Eric Lehman April 13, 2006