satched

That act of being soaked or wet. Usually refers to water but has been used in the context of alcohol.

'Did you see that torrential downpour ? I forgot my umbrella and got absolutely satched'

'I drank so much beer last night, I was fookin' satched'

by Arhtur September 13, 2005

satched

Being incredibly horny that you boof in your pants before any sexual activity has been performed.

Me and my girl couldn't even get it on because i was so satched that i creamed in my linens before she unbuttoned my khakis.

by twiggytall May 3, 2004

Satch

Nickname for guitar virtuoso Joe Satriani, one of the greatest guitarists to have ever walked the Earth.

"Hey, man, I was just listening to Satch; he rocks my socks off!"

by Andrew December 29, 2003

satch

Noun. Short form of "satchel," meaning a bag of marijuana. Some circles will also use "Satchel Paige."

I'm dry, Dog. You know where I can score a satch?

by Lono April 18, 2005

Satch

(n) - a recliner, couch, bed, any object used to rest or relax on

(v)- satchin', to satch

To relax or be lazy

(n)- We just got a new satch for our living room

(v)- I really need to satch. I have been satchin' all day

by satchman February 3, 2010

Satch

(n) An extremely hairy section on a person's lower back.

OMG, Did you see that guy's satch!

Kim - hey girl, stay away from that guy. I heard he has a satch.

Pat - Dude, my satch feels like a gutter full of sweat its so damn hot out.

by The Original Satch July 30, 2010

satch

to satch, ie: to complain or bitch

also can be inserted for any word

hey quit satching me!

satch!

why are you always satching me

by Hunter Ellis June 1, 2005