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“Hey did you hear Juan Carlos Esposito got crushed by a crane at the site yesterday?”
“Fucking retardos”
by nigadiga May 22, 2023
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retardos

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derived from the word Retard and put in spic form. Can only be used by cool kids such as N&S. If you are called retardos, it usually means that you are homosexual and stupid and you deserve an ass fuck from a leprechaun, a cleveland steamer from a cross dressing whore(a man), and/or an arabian sandstorm from jonny boy crandall. These services will be forcefully practiced on you and ewill result in a form of xenophobic witchcraft bondage. Leprechauns will make deals with you and you're advised not to agree.
crack head: you're retardos man
pot head: no you're retardos
crack head: no you're retardos

on and on and on and on....
by gay flyner January 30, 2005
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Ultimativos Retardos

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MARK: I JUST WON A GAME OF FORTNITE
ROBIN: ULTIMATIVOS RETARDOS
by THATTOOMAS May 7, 2020
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Retardo Eduardo

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Yo look, it's Retardo Eduardo.
That necklace lookin like Retardo Eduardo.
My dude, this Tony Chau kinda nice with dat Retardo Eduardo.
by YaBoiGaribaldi August 8, 2019
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Kind retards

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Either an error at the end of an email, instead of 'Kind regards' or, as its preferred option, to put a not so subtle dig across to the idiot you are currently dealing with.
Regardless of the above, we will not be requiring your service any more.

Kind retards

Mr Doug Hole
by Willybobo January 12, 2012
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Retardis

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A term for a person that is actually more retarded on the inside than they appear to be on the outside.

Derived from "retard" and the Dr Who Tardis machine.
"I didn't realise she was so stupid at first! She is such a retardis!"
by drmwoz October 28, 2009
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Retardo DaVinci

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1 Leonardo's lesser known cousin who mainly used crayon and fingerpaint as his medium.

2 someone with such a lack of drawing skills that you don't even want to play pictionary with them.
Who drew this stick figure, Retardo DaVinci?
by KennyRex January 27, 2011
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