Randy's Furniture

To insert wood into a female's "furniture."

Guy 1: Haha, you work at Randy's Furniture?
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: You don't get the joke?
Guy 2: Oh I do now, leldankmeme.

by lengthiestwarfare April 3, 2015

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rando-sexual

Uttering random, often made-up phrases or doing random things with innuendo to compensate for boredom, lack of a life, or being impotent.

Me at the Thanksgiving table: "Basty, basty, five-dollar. Me baste it long time."

Cousin: "You're such an unoriginal and useless rando-sexual."

by Jonathan Sullenberger December 22, 2016

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Rando Snail

A scrub, a random person, a nobody.

Joe - "yo who just joined our lobby?"
Reagan - "I don't know just some rando snail."

by lmfbomaster69 October 5, 2017

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Rango's Neck Be Lookin' Like Ur Momma's

An insult; To say one's mother's neck is bent or crooked like Rango the lizard's; to Claim that one's mother's neck has been yeeted in such a way that it is now misshapen. ; yeeting someone's neck to the point of exhaustion in which the aftermath resorts to a bent crooked neck, such as Rango's.

; He claimed that Rango's Neck be lookin' Like ur Momma's.
; Rango's Neck be lookin' like ur Momma's, I stated.

by The One who has Youghted December 7, 2018