poors

a prole, a poor person, used as singular

Become a poors, and the only time you will set foot in an airport is to clean the bathrooms. (Gawker comments, Dec 2009)

by modefier2 December 8, 2009

The poors

An tongue-in-cheek way of describing those lacking financial means, which these days could include a great many.

"The 1% just don't understand the struggle of the poors"
"Having been raised in wealthy family, he always thought of beer as mainly a drink for the poors."

by All_of_era October 9, 2016

When it rains it poors

Used to say that when something bad happens other bad things usually happen at the same time.

Or when things go down at the same time.

A: why you are so mad and upset bro?
B: i missed my plane and my mom got sick and im running out of money for another ticket dude

A: ahh shit bro when it rains it poors

by Atchu chya April 26, 2020

The Poors

Having a poor state of mind. Does not necessarily reflect financial status. Having no desire to want to do better in life and won’t seek out information readily available. Afraid to leave comfort zone to experience better things in life.

Look at those people over there smoking hookah, they are The Poors.

by jusdndouglas November 4, 2020

Michael Poors

Most commonly used to refer to fake or knock off Michael Kors products, including watches, handbags, and other accessories. Can also be used to refer to fake or knock off items in general.

Scumbag Steve-type guy: (Flashes "Michael Kors" watch in everyone's faces, bragging how he's rich and everyone else is poor)
Non-tool guy: (Has watch flashed in his face, but quickly realizes its a fake due to misspellings and other errors on the watch, *yells*) HEY EVERYONE, HE'S ROCKIN MICHAEL POORS!

Scumbag Steve-type guy: (Leaves, humiliated, driving away in his beat up ricemobile)

Foreign friend in town: Hey, let's go to canal street, I heard you can get great deals on designer brands!
You: Not so fast, buddy. All they sell you there is Michael Poors...

by TheTruthHurts666 February 8, 2014

poonspeeding

Cunnilingus while wearing swim cap and goggles.

Those frat boys need to prove they were poonspeeding to fulfill their pledge hazing.

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky March 6, 2013

Poolside

To dive into an investment with money you cannot afford to lose without thinking it through.

The market is broken so I will poolside $10,000 on pretty ponies. When lambo?

by VEVEVERSE January 10, 2022