pettes

someone with a massive penis that can get any girl they want.

usually around 6'9 tall and 265 heavy.

starts on all sports and is a 5 star recruit.

Pettes

by meme.god_69420 August 2, 2019

Mouse Petter

(n.) a rum-based beverage, especially popular with sailors in the Caribbean and Wall Street tycoons in NYC

Skinny: "All we have left on the boat is a case of Mount Gay rum, tonic water, and lime - so I made this... try it.
Spanky: "That's great - it tastes like petting a mouse!"
Skinny: "Mouse Petters for everyone!!"

by MrB7 August 22, 2017

Pethes

A hungarian name, also used as something cool.

Pete: I bought a new motorbike!
John: You are so pethes!

by an0nim0u5 June 14, 2011

pentesting

A penetration test, or pen test, is an attempt to evaluate the security of an IT infrastructure by safely trying to exploit vulnerabilities. These vulnerabilities may exist in operating systems, service and application flaws, improper configurations, or risky end-user behavior.

I'm pentesting Microsoft's website to see if they're vulnerable for XSS.

by SevnDev May 25, 2016

Hargi Pottes

A totally improved version of Harry Potter. In this adaptation for Spanish television, she's a young basque wizard with telekinetic powers over make-up who fight against the evil forces of Reventolandus: the Zevillian carrots, Desiderius B. and Wallsdemort.

- Last episode of Hargi Pottes was spot on!
- You gotta love that Hargi, girrrl.

by nyoru June 13, 2013

Petterøes

A cigarette brand by the Norwegian man Halfdan Petterøe. He founded the Petterøes tobacco company in 1900, whom his daughter (Aase Petterøe) inherited after his death in 1939.

The smoking brand is one of Norways most popular and best known. It's also known for its well rounded taste and average cut. Not too perfumed, not too neutral.

The Petterøes tobacco is something for anyone, anywhere.
However you will get addicted and die. (Joke)

Dude 1: What's that in your mouth ?

Dude 2: A cigarette ?

Dude 1: Well then it better be a Petterøes !

Dude 2: It is !?

Dude 1: Oh, ok.

by IHateZellerZeller January 25, 2010

Pettis

A family of gods, all of which are sexy talented and successful. They are winning in every aspect of life.

Man- Don't fuck with him he's a Pettis!

by Sittep August 24, 2011