nukes

seriously attractive and well endowed female breasts, that you can't but help be shell-shocked into gawping at them.

Look at the nukes on that!!!!!

by whytespirit July 1, 2008

Nuke

A Motherfucking BOMB

Let's drop the nuke bois.

by TheMorninOnCrack November 17, 2020

nuke

The internet's solution for any atrocities or social issues in any foreign country.

"Canada hunts baby seals."
Response: NUKE CANADA
"China has a cannibal tribe"
Response: NUKE CHINA
"Faroe Islands dolphin slaughter"
Response: NUKE DENMARK
"Class conflict in Iran"
Response: NUKE IRAN

by udusers1 December 14, 2012

nuke it

To microwave something.

-What are you eating?
Yesterday's pizza.
-Did you nuke it?
Yeah, 30 seconds is good.

by QWERTY1 September 7, 2007

nuked

When a underground file ripping crew purposely removes one or more archives of a release, rendering it useless.

*Nuked File* = I just downloaded 2 gigabytes for nothing, FUCK!

by I Just Juiced Your Fruit April 27, 2006

Nuked

The act of getting so completely swole that your body resembles a mushroom cloud

Person 1: Bro did you see Brian lately?
Person 2: Dude he's looking NUKED

by scoishdarealmaloish October 16, 2019

nuke

vt.

1. To attack with a nuclear weapon, or to otherwise bring about widespread and utter destruction.

2. To cook a foodstuff in a microwave oven (it is a common misconception that microwave energy is a form of nuclear radiation).

3. To delete a computer user's accounts without warning, typically for abuse.

1. After years of patent hostility, US Emperor-For-Life George Bush finally nuked France in 2020, resulting in the formation of the "Freedom Sea".

2. "Just nuke those vegetables for five minutes on High, it's much quicker than steaming them."

3. The webhosting company nuked Jamal's "penile enhancement" sites because he was caught spamming.

by Carl Willis March 12, 2005